"This is the post where LM1 tells us how she came to embrace the lazymom mentality and how it has changed her life. She will also introduce her family and tell the world what she brings to this blog. And then she will spend the next 72,000 words extolling the great virtues of her dearest friend LM2. How great she is and how wonderful of a friend she has always been. It will be a masterpiece!"...
... as much as I would like to write everything that LM2 wanted me to write, I'm just to flippin' lazy! I think I'll keep it short (much less than 72,000 words) and sweet (that part just comes with the territory). ;)
So here it goes... LM1 in a nutshell:
The whole lazy mom mentality has definitely been passed down from generation to generation in my family. It's in my blood and I just can't deny it. There. That explains why I'm lazy.
I grew up in Texas. Lived there for 20 years before heading off to Bible College in Florida. Met my husband who looked like this the first time I laid eyes on him:
I know. Pretty irresistible, eh ladies? There now. That's how I met my honey.
We got married (about three years after that picture was taken) and he drug me to Wisconsin kicking and screaming the whole way. BUT, I'm glad I went! If I hadn't of gone I would possibly have never, ever met my soul-lazy mom, LM2. So there. That's how I met LM2.
Along the way we had three Little Darlings and we moved 2 more times. There. That's how we had three kids (like I have to explain HOW we had them).
So here we are to the present (see how amazingly fast this story is went? I am SO true to my word. At. all. times. Really and truly. I swear on my word.).
Okay. Have I bored you to tears yet? I'm pretty dad'gum close to it myself.
Let me just leave you with this one thought to show you how truthful and honest I really am (because I know you are still wondering) and with this gorgeous picture of myself. It's a true masterpiece:
... as much as I would like to write everything that LM2 wanted me to write, I'm just to flippin' lazy! I think I'll keep it short (much less than 72,000 words) and sweet (that part just comes with the territory). ;)
So here it goes... LM1 in a nutshell:
The whole lazy mom mentality has definitely been passed down from generation to generation in my family. It's in my blood and I just can't deny it. There. That explains why I'm lazy.
I grew up in Texas. Lived there for 20 years before heading off to Bible College in Florida. Met my husband who looked like this the first time I laid eyes on him:
I know. Pretty irresistible, eh ladies? There now. That's how I met my honey.We got married (about three years after that picture was taken) and he drug me to Wisconsin kicking and screaming the whole way. BUT, I'm glad I went! If I hadn't of gone I would possibly have never, ever met my soul-lazy mom, LM2. So there. That's how I met LM2.
Along the way we had three Little Darlings and we moved 2 more times. There. That's how we had three kids (like I have to explain HOW we had them).
So here we are to the present (see how amazingly fast this story is went? I am SO true to my word. At. all. times. Really and truly. I swear on my word.).
Okay. Have I bored you to tears yet? I'm pretty dad'gum close to it myself.
Let me just leave you with this one thought to show you how truthful and honest I really am (because I know you are still wondering) and with this gorgeous picture of myself. It's a true masterpiece:
