Yes, this is your friendly lazy mom calling to tell you that there is currently only ONE person in the running for the gift card on the Lazy Mom Job.
Is that right? Gosh! I better go do it!
Absolutely you should! You've got a good chance to win if you'll just get your lazy, er, uh, I mean, busy self in gear.
Okay. Thanks for calling!
Uh-huh. My pleasure. Bye-bye now!