I Tweet.

So last week on Twitter I tweeted about some things.

Isn't that a powerful statement?

And I don't know, I thought it might be fun to do a little recap of some things I tweeted about. 

The key word being, thought it might be fun.  It might be...but it might not be. 

Aren't you glad I broke that down for you? 

Your welcome.

For instance.  One day I posted this. 

That tweet was on the last day before school started. And let's just say, THE KIDS WERE DRIVING ME CRAZY, okay?  So I kicked them outside of the house and forced them to enjoy the beautiful weather before sub-zero temperatures come back with a vengeance.

And you know what happened when I kicked them outside?  They all snuck back in.  *sigh*

On another day, here was a tweet where I confessed a deep dark secret. 

And don't tell me you haven't done the same. exact. thing.

No really, don't tell me you haven't, mkay? Because then I would be all alone in my pathetic-ness and I just can't have that.

Now THIS tweet ended up rocking some peoples worlds.  Seriously, I've never gotten such a big response from one of my tweets before.  I felt loved.  I felt admired.  I felt like my water-tight theology was going to change the world!

But it didn't.  So to help it along I tweeted out this after it.  I thought FOR SURE this would bring about world wide change (and possibly a whole new religious sect) but alas it didn't. *sigh*

On the first day of school I tweeted out this.  It really was a beautiful day. 

And this tweet was mysteriously the night after I had polished off that ice cream in my room. Hmmmm.

With this tweet I was just seeing who was awake out there.

This tweet was just trying to help a sista' out.  Not that I was looking for a man.  Or eating at both places at the same time.

And as for this tweet? You still didn't hear that from me, mkay? 

And to finish the really random post off, I thought I'd point you to THIS TWEET where you can win something!  Go ahead.  Enter it already.  You're family might just THRIVE because of it.  That's all I'm saying.

Oh. And in case you are wondering, you can follow my tweets here on Twitter.  Or you can see my latest five tweets on the sidebar of this blog.  Or you can sometimes see my tweets on my lazy facebook page.  Although the facebook page doesn't always get them all. 

What?

I like to have options in life.

Posted in: Random, Twitter