So yesterday I started a diet.
You know, because it's the 1st of the month and all?
So I started a diet for several reasons. One of which is because The Lazy Dad and I are going to have some pictures taken together for our 10th anniversary. And I want to look good in these pictures.
Oh, and I started a diet because I'm going home to Texas at the end of this month for a few days.
Oh, and because I could run into people from high school at every turn while I'm there for my visit.
Oh, and because while in Texas I'll be eating all kinds of comfort food and I need to shed some pounds before I go and put some on.
So yesterday I met a friend for lunch. But because it was September 1st and I had started my "diet" I asked her if we could pack a lunch and meet at a local park instead. Then that way we could walk on some trails after our lunch.
So we did.
We ate and walked on a trail for 30 minutes.
Then last night my neighbor and I started walking too. I laced up my tennis shoes and we tromped around the neighborhood for about a mile.
And you know what happened after that?
I was sore. Sore people! Can I just say I was disgusted with myself for being sore from just WALKING.
Oh, and I got headaches. Headaches! I always get headaches after I exercise which makes me NOT want to exercise because, hello! I get headaches afterwards.
So tell me, O wise lazy people. Why do I get headaches after I exercise?
And why do I always start diets on the 1st of the month or a Monday?
And why am I so lazy?
And why is the sky blue?
And why is it Siegfried and Roy and not Roy and Siegfried?
A girl needs to know these things.
P.S. Yes, I'm painfully aware that this post made no sense.
P.P.S. I apologize that this post made no sense.
P.P.P.S. One day I hope to make sense.
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