It's not very often that your child's school work cracks you up. But one plopped right into my lap last week that totally made me laugh. It was a booklet over The Bill of Rights and it had a multiple choice test in the back of it.
One of the questions asks:
"What does freedom to bear arms mean?"
A. You have the right to wear sleeveless shirts.
B. You have the right to have hair growing on your arms.
C. You have the right to own a bear.
D. You have the right to own guns.
Okay. Did anyone else think that was funny, or was it just me?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Beuller?
*crickets chirping*
Alrighty then. Guess it was just me.
In other funny news, I posted a bunch of church bulletin bloopers on Twitter and Facebook last week.
It all started when I posted this one. And then it just went downhill from there to this one and then this one.
There were a couple of others (see here and here if you want) and then it all ended with my all-time favorite church bulletin blooper. Tee-hee. I just love that one!
In other other funny news I realized I haven't posted a funny cartoon in a while. Geez! I'm really falling down on that, aren't I?! It's been like AGES already. So here you go.
I may possibly be able to relate to this cartoon. A lot.
Well alright. That's it for funny stuff. So why not go enter our two current giveaways while you're here? Somebody's got to win... it might as well be you, right?
And don't forget! Next Monday starts "A Lazy Mom Thanksgiving" week! Get your recipes in my lazy people!! It's going to be a week full of fun and laziness.
can you tell us the name of the booklet you were using?
ReplyDeletethanks!
Lisa, it was a booklet he did at school, so I don't know! Sorry!
ReplyDeleteThat is SO funny. I shared it with my husband last night (a teacher) and he got a big kick out of it, too!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
Jen
That cartoon is hilarious! That was how I felt this morning. The house was trashed, and it made me a total grouch until I got it cleaned up.
ReplyDeleteAnd that test question was scary. There's no way a child could get that wrong (as long as he/she can read). That's what happens when you "teach for the test." You have to dumb down the test!
I'm so glad we can homeschool.
Shawna, that was the only question on the test that was like that. The other ones were hard. And I'm not sure it even was a test, more like a "what did you learn from this booklet" type lesson. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteYou must have seen my entry for the Mom Cave contest!
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