If you give a Mom some laundry, she'll go to wash it.
But before she can wash it she realizes she doesn't have any dryer sheets.
So she pulls out some paper to make a list because her memory is shot after having three kids.
As she's writing down "dryer sheets" she realizes she might as well make a grocery list.
So she opens the refrigerator to see what she needs and realizes she's hungry.
Because she's hungry she decides to heat up some left over soup. Because a mom knows that going to a grocery store hungry isn't very smart.
As she's heating up the soup she remembers she was playing a Trivia game. So she goes to check on the game.
While trying to submit her answers, she sees a check sticking out of her purse that she needs to go deposit at the bank. So she puts on her shoes.
While she's putting on her shoes, she hears the microwave ding.
She pulls out her soup, but realizes it's too hot. So she sets it on the counter to cool.
Next to her cooling soup she notices the grocery list with "dryer sheets" on it, which reminds her of the laundry.
So she goes down to start a load and discovers she's out of dryer sheets.
The End.









hahahahahahahaha!!!! This was my day as a nanny so many times!
ReplyDeleteLove this! So true, so true! The story of my life....
ReplyDeleteYou've described most of my days.
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the only ADD mom.
ReplyDeleteI feel so normal now! My husband acuses me of "ping-ponging" from task to task without ever accomplishing anything...and he's right. I thought I was losing my mind, until I see how many of us are in the same boat!
ReplyDeletethat is so me! Kris always says why can't you do one thing at a time. He came home to a pile of laundry on the bed that I meant to fold but got distracted by 10 other things...
ReplyDeleteLove that you did it like one of our favorite books too!!
Love this. My kids love the If you give a ___ a ________ books.
ReplyDeleteI have been like this my whole life- glad to know I'm not alone.
So very, very true!!! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteLoved this! You just described every single day of my life.
ReplyDeleteSounds like me :) therefore I have a Bounce dryer bar, which needs to be replaced, so I better make a list.
ReplyDeletethis is ADORABLE!!!! LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteHi um... I've heard about you and um... I know who you are because of the Goodwins, they go to my church and um... I know I seem like a stalker but... nice blog! How do you copyright your blog posts? I have a few stories on my blog that I wouldn't like for people to copy.
ReplyDeleteOh I lived this day TOO MANY times!! Sometimes I wonder how I've made it this far in life, really.
ReplyDeleteVery cute!
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