In case any of you are wondering or need a cheat sheet on what to get me for Christmas I thought I'd put together a top 10 list of Lazy Mom Gifts for you.
Isn't that nice of me?
Now you don't have to wonder, you can just select one right off my list. How convenient!
And please note, that even though these are numbered 1 through 10 they are actually in no particular order. So don't think that number 10 on the list is any less important than any other number. I'm all about equal opportunity gift giving lists, mkay?
So. Here we go.
The Lazy Mom's Top 10 Christmas Gifts Wish List
(I'll try and make that title shorter next year)
- A full year of maid service. It's truly the gift that keeps on giving all year long.
- A year supply of chocolate. Delivered daily at oh, about 3pm.
- A cook who cooks for my family. What else would they do?
- A babysitter who babysits at a moments notice. And is free. This one I'd kiss you for.
- A hammock. For days when I feel like being lazy outside.
- A chauffeur who carts me around. Yes I had to look up how to spell that.
- A new body that doesn't jiggle. Mine's shot.
- A laundress. Or launderer. I'm not picky.
- A live-in hair stylist. Because Lord knows I could use one.
- A membership in a "Pie of the Month" club. Someone make that happen. Please.
And there you have it. My top 10 Christmas gift wish list.
Now that you know what my wish list is this year, go ahead and comment below which number you'll get for me. Go ahead. Don't be shy. I would hate for two of you to get me the same one!
Now that you know what my wish list is this year, go ahead and comment below which number you'll get for me. Go ahead. Don't be shy. I would hate for two of you to get me the same one!
Oh, and be sure and point The Lazy Dad to this list for me. Thanks.
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# 4 of course with the hope that you would share with me every now and then!
ReplyDeleteI actually used to have a maid. She did laundry, bought groceries, cooked lunch, and cleaned the house. The problem is that now we can't afford one and I'm not good at keeping up with everything. So in the long run, having a maid didn't help me learn to run a household well. I've got a lot of catching up to do.
ReplyDeleteI would love to help you out with #3 - I'm a DOVE Chocolate Discoveries Independent Chocolatier - we could exchange free chocolate for ad space?!?!
ReplyDeleteMy sis has 3 maids in South Africa. It costs her a grand total of $21 a month. Lucky!
ReplyDeleteI'll get you #10, if you promise to share!
ReplyDeleteI decided I could never have a maid, because I'd be cleaning the house before she got here. I'd hate to have anyone see the output of the pigs who live in my house.
I'm sure she'd judge me...
I choose number #3 I LOVE to cook, so i would love to cook for you and yours!!! CEST BON!
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