You might be a lazy mom if...
At night, when it's time for a bed time story, if your kid picks a book you don't really like, you skip at least 1/2 the pages while turning pages. ~ Confessed by Lazy Mom Kali
You might be a lazy mom if...
You vacuum off your stove, as opposed to wiping the crumbs to the floor to vacuum up later in the cleaning process. ~ Confessed by Lazy Mom Sydonia (who also said... I vacuumed off my table today because I didn't want to clean up the play doh)
You might be a lazy mom if...
You teach your 3 year old daughter to use a shoe so she could reach her bedroom light so you don't have to get up and down all day. ~ Confessed by Lazy Mom Allyson
You might be a lazy mom if...
Your diaper bag is empty, your church bag is empty, and even the extras in the car are gone. So you use a swim diaper your husband finds stuffed in the back of the hall closet to get you through till morning. ~ Confessed by Lazy Mom Joanna
Yes, you just might be a lazy mom if you do these things, but like I always say.... desperate times call for desperate measures! And when you're a mom, there sure are lots of desperate times!
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I, too, will skip pages during storytime OR just explain in my own words whats happening in the picture...and I have vacuumed the stove off, and the table and a few times I've run my vacuum over my couch cushions...
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Haven't done any of those, but I HAVE used paper towel and duct tape to save the day when I ran out of diapers and had a kid who wouldn't stop pooping... (oh, and did I mention we were visiting family??)
ReplyDeleteI too skip pages! But, teaching the kids to use a shoe to turn on the light is a great idea too!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! (and true!)
Louise
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Done the swim diaper a time or two.
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