Today

Today should prove to be very entertaining on many levels.

First of all, I'll be throwing a Christmas party for my daughter's 1st grade class today. You know, since I'm the Room Mom.

Hahahahaha! Hohehehehehehe! *snort* Hahehaheha! Ho! Hehehehehehehe! Hahahaha!

Sorry. That always makes me laugh.

Speaking of being THE Room Mom, I bet Valerie over at Assistant (to the) Room Mom is JEALOUS.  Aren't ya Val? Her blog title has brought me many hours of giggling. But you'd have to watch The Office to get it.

Anyway, back to today.  Today my new dishwasher is being delivered.  I. CAN'T. WAIT. to have clean dishes again.   We've been eating off dirty ones for months and months.

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

What I mean is, the dishes just weren't coming clean in our current dishwasher like they used to. I tried everything to fix it. Well, everything being the five things I knew to try.

1. Dishwasher Cleanser.
2. Vinegar.
3. Running the water in the sink next to it till it was hot before I started it.
4. Running a longer cycle.
5. Kicking and screaming at it.

But alas none of these things worked. It is over between us. Our relationship is beyond repair at this point.  I tried.

Also today, or rather, tonight you'll learn why The Lazy Dad was caught in this picture looking like he was wearing Lederhosen.

Better watch Twitter and Facebook for updates on that one starting at about, oh.... 7pm (EST). You're seriously not going to want to miss those updates. SERIOUSLY. Set an alarm to go off so you can find out why he may possibly be wearing LEDERHOSEN, mkay?

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