Every once in a while I like to text The Lazy Dad random things.
I'm not sure why I do it really. Well, other than it keeps him on his toes, makes our marriage more fun and gives me a good giggle. And that apparently is reason enough for me. Especially the giggle part.
On one particular day after Lazy Dad bought a Keurig I texted him....
"I think you're awesome. And I'm not just saying that because you bought me a Keurig, although it may have helped."On another particular day while he was at a hockey game I "let" him go to, I sent...
"Hmmm... my phone must be broken because I haven't received a text from you telling me how awesome I am."On another day I texted him...
"Don't be mad at me. I may have bought some jewelry at Walmart. Key word: Walmart."On yet another day I sent him...
"I just shaved my legs. Don't worry you didn't forget our Anniversary, I just felt like it."At other times I text him things like...
"The broom you used last night is sitting right where you used it. I'll leave it there for you to put away when you get home."And at still other times I send stuff like...
"If you love me you'd bring me home a Wendy's chili. But only if you REALLY love me. I mean REALLY."But more recently I texted him...
"If I don't tell you enough, I think you're a great man. Now, do you have anything you want to say to me?"To which he replied...
"Is the correct answer... thank you?"So I shot back...
"Negative. The correct answer would be to say something nice back to me."So he sent...
"I luv you."It was so pitiful (did he seriously just say LUV to me?) so I sent him...
"You're not doing this right."To which he eloquently texted back...
"You're a great girl."Oh dear. This was getting worse. So I texted him...
"You're a GREAT. GIRL. ? That's it? That's all you can come up with??"*sigh*
I'm still trying to work through that string of texts.
But anyway, texting The Lazy Dad is fun. At least for me. Not sure what he thinks about it. He probably sighs when he sees a new one from me and thinks to himself, "Why did I marry her?"
That reminds me, I better go text him how gorgeous I am.
Love it. I've done this before. It's been a while. Thanks for prompting me not to be too lazy to text my man for fun!
ReplyDeleteyou are hilarious!!! yes, text him how gorgeous you are... make sure you tweet out his answer. :)
ReplyDeleteRight before our wedding DH and I were living a long distance from where we were planning a wedding, so we kept texting each other all day. During our pre-marriage counselling sessions something would come up, and even though we were sitting beside each other we would text a msg of what we wanted to remind the other of later. It was so bad our Pastor said he needed to get a cell phone so he could text us our vows! LOL
ReplyDeleteNow that I am a SAHM we tend to msn all day, and some of them are pretty funny. May need to go thru the messages to see what I can come up with.
Oh and just a tip, when hubby isn't getting the right answer I tell him what he should say.
I wish that I was as funny as you are! You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteI wish my husband would get off the cave man train and get text messaAGING LOL.
ReplyDeleteOMG we text each other all the time. In the same room sometimes. It's actually a good way to be snarky without anyone else knowing. That alone is worth the price I pay for a phone plan.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! Those are great :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE it!!! I send my hubby texts like that too, except he hates to text and I only get one word answers or smiley faces... *sigh*
ReplyDeleteTee hee!
ReplyDeleteI e-mail my husband things like. A really nice husband would have cookies in the oven at 2:30 so his wife can have warm ones when she gets home. lol
ReplyDeleteI love texting my husband and I love reading your blog. Wanted you to know that I nominated you for The Stylish blogger Award. You can see the rules and get the button here:http://mrsphilipswithonel.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-won-stylish-blogger-award.html
ReplyDeletethe last text I sent my hubs said if he happened to be going to Starbucks on the way home could he get me a skinny vanilla latte?
ReplyDeletedoes he drink coffee? no...
does he want a happy wifey?
yes
I do the same thing! I find myself particularly funny he says. I even text him when I am upstairs and he is downstairs just so I don't have to yell. I always use the "if you love me, you will bring me..." I have asked for a lot of off the wall stuff in the last year and probably was only halfway successful in getting what I craved.
ReplyDeleteLove the shaving legs text! Hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! Thought you might appreciate this story. My pastor received a text from a woman in our church. It was a very suggestive, flirty text, hinting at what would happen when *he* got home. But it wasn't from his wife! The woman had somehow sent the text the the wrong person! He texted her back (they were all good friends) and she was MORTIFIED!
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