Bust a Move

Last week I showed you all the pictures I recommended to Lazy Dad to submit to our state's Ministry Network website.

This being one of them:

This is SERIOUSLY my favorite picture of The Lazy Dad, like, ever.

And yes, I totally just said "like, ever," in my valley girl voice of the late 80's.

And you know you want to too now.

Isn't this picture the BESTEST?

Let's look at it bigger so we can take it all in, shall we?

I wanted to bring this picture back to your attention because there may be some things you missed due to the fact that Lazy Dad TOTALLY steals the eye with his groovy moves.

See?

TOTAL eye stealer.

Whatever that means.

I think I mean, he's the center of attention in this picture. I think.

Anyway, while he's the center of attention (yes, that IS what I meant!) check out what is going on in the background of this photo.

Like, this person:

She is clearly shocked to see a Pastor out on the dance floor busting a move.

She probably didn't even know Pastor's could do, well, whatever it is Lazy Dad is doing.

She's also probably thinking to herself that she's calling our state's Ministry Network office the following Monday to report Lazy Dad dancing at a wedding reception.

Her and like everybody else there.

But since no one can prove that Lazy Dad is actually DANCING here (Who even knows what he's doing?) the jokes on her! HA!

Let's move on.

Check out this person:

He's trying to capture this moment of funkiness (or should I say, moment of white boy funkiness) for all of facebook to see later.  He probably even had plans to blackmail with it.  Or try and get money from Lazy Dad by threatening to post this picture all over the internet if he doesn't pay out.

Oh wait.

That's what blackmail means.

Never mind.

But it wouldn't have worked.  There were too may witnesses and pictures taken and facebook uploads of Lazy Dad moving and grooving for that to happen.

Thank goodness. *ahem*

Now check out this person:

She's clearly embarrassed by this Pastoral display of awkwardness, er uh, I mean, AWESOMENESS.

But not nearly as embarrassed as the person hiding in the shadows a little ways away from the crowd is...

That'd be me.

Just picture me like 25 pounds skinnier, mkay?  Then I won't be so embarrassed to show you this picture.

Oh wait.  Yes, I still would be.  Because the man at the CENTER of this picture belongs to me.

And he's flailing all over the place in an attempt to get jiggy with it.

But despite any loving embarrassment that night, this IS my favorite picture of Lazy Dad.

I sure hope God has this picture on His refrigerator in heaven with a magnet picture frame around it that says, "My son getting busy on the dance floor!"  That way I can see it forever and ever and ever.

Oh, and I hope God has this one too...

These pictures just bring way too much joy to those who see them to NOT be in heaven.  So I'm pretty sure they're going to be there.

Pretty sure.

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