The Lazy Mom - AKA: Miss Photogenic

The other day I told you all that I was going to hunt for some GOOD pictures of me to post for a change. Since for some reason I only seem to post really BAD ones.

So I went searching for some good pictures. And you know what I found?

More bad ones.

So in a continuing effort to "keep it real" on this here blog, I thought I should show you MORE bad pictures of myself.

Isn't that so thoughtful of me?

Aren't you so excited to see more bad pictures of myself?

Do you think I need therapy yet?

No?  Good! Me either!

First I found this bad picture of me that my mom took when we picked her up at the airport one time....

What can I say? I was excited to see her!

And then I found this picture my friend Tami took when we were having a girls night out.
And then she so lovingly put on facebook.
You know, for all the world to see?
And then she TAGGED me in it...

Remind me to hate her for that, mkay?

I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

I don't hate people.

I just get even.

I'm KIDDING again!

Geez, I'm a Pastor's wife, I can't talk like this. And I definitely can't MEAN it.

I repent.

Then there's this picture my friend Brenda took at a baseball game last summer of me doing a really bad impersonation of a pirate.

Which incidentally has nothing to do with the baseball game, the cow I'm holding or the spoon.

Again, trying not to hate the picture takerer. Picture takererer? Whatever.

By the way, have you noticed a trend here with me taking really bad pictures with my mouth open???

This got me to thinking about how long this bad-picture-taking-with-my-mouth-wide-open fiasco has been going on and then I remembered back to my first year of College and this bad picture of me with my roommate Anna (Hi Anna!). 

Yeah... been going on for along time now people.

Bad picture taking AND mouth wide open.

And not sure why we are covered in muddy clothes, with mine on backwards and inside out.  I'm sure there's GOT to be a good story there. If only I could remember it!

But back to this whole, bad picture with mouth wide open thing.  I'm sure I could dig even further and find more bad pictures.

In fact, I just went down to my basement, pulled out old albums from High School that I lugged back with me the last time I went home to Texas and found some.  But alas, Lazy Dad has never hooked our scanner up and when I took a picture of the picture it wouldn't turn out.

So just know in your heart that there's been years and years and years of bad pictures of me with my mouth open.

Not sure why you'd want to know that in your heart, but I like to pretend it makes the world a better place.  Or something.

Anyway! I'm going to stop the madness now and really, really, REALLY try and find some GOOD pictures of me. Surely they can't be THAT hard to find!

Surely.

Well, one can hope anyway.

P.S. Friday I'm participating in a huge blog party and there MAY be a $100 gift card up for grabs right here on this little ol' lazy blog. That's all I'm saying. That and you'll want to stop by Friday for sure.

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