Survey SAYS!

A couple of weeks ago I asked you all to take a short survey. (Which you still can if you want!)

I have to say I was a little disturbed to find out that 9% of you had stalked me to find out where I live already.

So here's what needs to happen regarding this. I need all 9% of you to raise your right hand, put your left hand on a Bible and say out loud, "I repent of stalking you. It was wrong and creepy and very unsportsmanship like of me. Or something. I won't do it again. And never in real life. Amen."

I also have to say that I was super d-duper surprised (sorry, Barney moment) to see what your favorite thing about I'm a Lazy Mom is!

Now I know some of you complained that you wanted to select several items on this question, but I wanted to know your ultimate FAVORITE thing.

Imagine my shock to see that Lazy Mom Recipes and the giveaways tied for last! Totally shocking! As in, shock and awe!

I was even more shocked to see that Lazy Mom Confessions were so high! Yowza! I had no idea you all liked those so much. I'll do my best to post more (if you all will confess more that is).

Moving on.

Apparently 2% of all of you are Pizza Guys just trying to deliver a pizza and got lost and ended up on my blog. Poor little pizza guys.

And also according to my survey, 40% of you are now not ashamed to tell the world that:
you jiggle.
you can't keep your house clean.
you think I'm gorgeous. *blush*
you don't always get this thing called mothering right.
you're an electric blanket junkie too.

I feel quite proud of all of that. Quite proud.

A not so surprising 21% of you don't know what a vlog is. It's okay. I'm here to help.  vlog = video blog = a blog post that is a video instead of writing.  Get it?

23% of you officially agree that I'm gorgeous. *throws hair over shoulder* Why thank you!  (More on this later....)

50% of you felt this survey was pointless. *humpf!* Well who asked you anyway?! Oh wait.

A surprising 44% of you read my blog directly on the blog website and not through a reader or email.  I was surprisingly really surprised by that, surprisingly.

11% of you read I'm a Lazy Mom while locked in a room hiding from your kids.  That? Not so surprising.

Now, back to my alleged gorgeousness. An OVERWHELMING 81% of you think I am not just gorgeous.  And not just extremely gorgeous.  And not even just super extremely gorgeous.  But supercalifragilisticexpialidocious extremely gorgeous!

Wow! I'm just so amazed you think that considering the horrible pictures I post of myself on here.

Wait. Was that a pitty vote?!

Wait.  Don't answer that.

But thank you for taking my survey!  It was nice to get to know about YOU for a change!

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