On Monday I showed you all what my church peeps think about me writing this here blog o' mine.
It was enlightening, was it not?
Many of you commented that you liked our church. That you thought the kids area and church decor looked nice. That you wished you could go to our church. That you thought our church looked fun.
Really?
I guess it takes the Pastor slamming the door in your face to get that message across these days. Who knew?!
I think from now on we'll just have Lazy Dad slam the door in peoples faces when they visit us on Sundays. And I'll holler at them through the door that "the people have a right to know!" for good measure.
Yes, I think this new method should work beautifully.
I think from now on we'll just have Lazy Dad slam the door in peoples faces when they visit us on Sundays. And I'll holler at them through the door that "the people have a right to know!" for good measure.
Yes, I think this new method should work beautifully.
Anyway, some of you wondered.... Just where is my totally awesome church with the totally awesome Pastor's wife who writes a totally awesome blog about being a totally awesome lazy mom?
Well, you didn't say it quite like THAT, but I caught your drift.
And I have to say, I haven't intentionally been not telling you where I live. I just haven't intentionally been telling you.
Doesn't that make perfect sense?
But now I feel like I should tell you where O where I live exactly. Now that I've exposed our church peeps to you and all.
I think I feel a new vlog coming on...
I think I feel a little shy about telling you where I live...
I think I feel like I'd be baring my whole soul to you if I did...
I think I feel a need for a milkshake and a large pizza all of a sudden....
(What? I stress eat. Don't you?)
(What? I stress eat. Don't you?)
So. I'll try and work up my courage to tell you where I live. Maybe sometime next week. If I'm not too busy doing stuff like this, that is.
Now, you all that KNOW where I live already don't go spoiling the fun by spilling the beans. And don't let me hear of any hanky panky going on out there 'bout it now 'neither. I'm from Texas and know how to shoot a gun. And that's all I'm saying about that.
Well I'm off to write a book entitled, "Don't Go Spoiling The Fun By Spilling The Beans." Cause that's just too cute of a title to NOT have a book to go with it.
I'll think I'll include a signed picture of me holding a gun in it too.
I'll think I'll include a signed picture of me holding a gun in it too.
I'll let you know.









I'm thinking somewhere in the South?
ReplyDeleteI know Na Na Na Na Na Na...Okay that was just mean. LOL But your secret is safe with me. (insert sinister laugh hehehehe)
ReplyDeleteI'm holding the beans in my hand. Hopefully all of those pilates dvds have worked so that I don't lose my balance and spill them. :-P
ReplyDeleteFYI - I saw a piece on the news a couple of weeks ago. Seems that every pic we post on the internet has imbedded info about the location. Who knew?
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