Scary News!

I have some scary news for you.

Well, it may just be scary news for me.

No wait. On second thought, it might be scary for you too.

I'm scared to even tell you about it.

Because I'm scared.

I'm a big fat fraidy cat.

But pretend I didn't just say big and fat, mkay?

Are you ready for my scary news?

Cause I'm skeered.

I'm shaking in my boots.

I'm close to being scared silly.

I'm so scared I'm sweating like a scared scared person does when their scared.

Okay.  Here's the news.

I'm hosting my own radio show.

What? You can't read that??

Okay, how about this size...

I'm hosting my own radio show.

That better??

No?

How 'bout now?

I'm hosting my own radio show.

Eeeeek!  I can't believe I told you!  Cause I'm scared!!

Scared spitless.

In fact, I was so scared when BNNS Radio Station contacted me I turned them every which way but loose (thank goodness for that) before they nailed me down to doing it.

They wanted me to do a weekly show.  But I was just too scared.  So I whittled them down to once a month.

Now, some of you may be thinking... what's she all scared about?!  It's just a radio show.  Oh... you silly little non-scared people.  Let me just count the scary ways for you.

1.  It's a LIVE show.  This alone is enough to send me running down the street screaming in terror.
2.  It lasts 30 minutes, and I think I can probably only talk for maybe 5 straight before I'm clean out of material.  As shocking as that may be.
3.  It's an internet radio station... meaning ANYONE in the whole wide world can listen. *shudder*
4.  It's broadcast from their website so I'll be SKYPED in and people won't just be listening to me, they'll be WATCHING me too. (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) I stand corrected. This feature is coming soon. Phew!
5.  Due to number 4 I will have to actually get out of my pajamas, put on make-up (if you're lucky) and actually look like I am NOT a lazy Lazy Mom. Due to number 4 being corrected, this one is corrected too.
6.  I've never done radio before! Lazy Dad does it all the time, so he's an old pro.  Wait.  Maybe he could just do my show FOR me.....
7.  There's no editing on LIVE radio that people are listening to LIVE. Have I mentioned it's LIVE? *gulp*

And I could go on people.  But those are definitely the top scary things that have me scared senseless.

My show will air (Ee! I'm scared!) the first Friday of every month at 10am Eastern.  So my first show is May 6th.

What will my show be about???  Basically what this blog is about.  All things lazy.

So be sure and tune in.

If you want.

I mean I understand your busy.

And you might not be able to find the time.

So if you can't make it I understand.

I may not make it either.

Have I mentioned I'm scared???

*Hold Me*

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