"Rest to Deth" and a "Masosh"

I feel like I overwhelmed you all yesterday with my Christmas week recap post.

In fact, I feel like I overwhelmed myself yesterday with my Christmas week recap post. 

Next time I take off blogging for a week I promise to break back into it slowly.  So as not to overwhelm. K?

K.

Today I thought I'd show you the sweet gift my daughter made for me for Christmas.  

That top one says, "11 free passes for rest to deth."

It's a coupon to her cozy club house in our basement that she lovingly calls, "Rest to Death."

Should I be alarmed?

Actually, when she named it that, she explained to me that the reason it's called Rest to Death is because she recently (as in this Fall) caught on to the phrase, "I love that to death!"

So since she loves her little club house area downstairs, then naturally, you love it to death. So therefore, it's called Rest to Death.  Er, something like that.

But just now she clarified for me that she calls it Rest to Death because you rest in it a lot and it feels so good and comfy.

Now should I be alarmed?

??

Her other coupons she gave me say, "4 free masosh."

So last night I used one of my coupons for a killer "masosh" and I still have three left.

The cool part is, I get to say when the massage is over.  So I can make it last all day if I wanted to, I guess.

Did you get something that was funny, interesting, alarming for Christmas?  Leave a comment, I'd love to hear about it!

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