4.28.2011

5 Quick Lazy Mom Tips

I'm currently in Columbus Ohio holed up in a hotel room while Lazy Dad is in meetings all day and I'm loving every minute of it. 

I don't have to make the bed.
I don't have to make breakfast.
I don't have to wash any dishes.

Shoot, I may not even wash my hair or brush my teeth. I'm living on the wild side people and I may never come back!

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm going to wash my hair and brush my teeth.  I'm not that wild.  Although I was that wild when I had newborns.  Those days I was wild pretty much every single day.

Anyway, while I'm all hunkered down with good books to read, TV with channels I don't get at home (HGTV anyone?) and a maid at my beck and call (hey, I can pretend she is, can't I?), I'm going to live it up!

Cause this is what I consider "the life."  It may be a sad, sad little "the life", but it's my "the life," so there.

So while I'm off living the life I thought I'd give you five quick Lazy Mom Tips from fellow lazy moms.  Because I'm too busy not being busy to write anything of my own, mkay?

Here we go....

Tip #1:
Tonight my daughter was getting whiny while I was making pancakes for dinner. I thought to myself, let's distract her and get her laughing! So, after taking a vote on what color to use, we dumped in some blue food coloring and had blue pancakes... which turned into "blue night" because we ended up eating them on blue plates, too. The whining stopped. Ok, for a least a few minutes it stopped. Then it started again. But oh well. That's not the point of my tip, now, is it? -- Chana

Tip #2:
When peeling vegetables with a vegetable peeler, use a corn cob holder to stick in the bottom of the veggie to hold it with. This way you can peel away without tearing up your hand with the peeler! -- Tami

Tip #3:
My 2 yr old LOVES pancakes and often requests them as snacks. So I made a batch of pancakes and put them in the freezer. But here's the lazy part--before freezing them, I cut them into strips (she likes them in strips so she can dip them in syrup) and froze the strips so I can just take out as many as needed, microwave for about 40 seconds and the chore is done. Another tip is to put the syrup in a cupcake paper wrapper. They use MUCH less syrup, uneaten pancake strips can be saved for later since they aren't sticky, and it makes clean up a breeze! -- Shanna

Tip #4:
Our family loves hashbrowns, especially my kids. I don't buy them, I make them myself, but sometimes I find it just takes too darn long. Maybe I'm impatient, maybe my stove is slow or my kids are impatient or something, but they always seem to take forever. Until...one night when I was making a roast I decided to make baked potatoes with it. I cooked way too many for some reason and I had no idea what I was going to do with left over baked potatoes. Then, it dawned on me. The next morning I cut them up, skins and all, and fried them up for the kids breakfast.

It takes a fraction of the time and if you're using your oven the night before anyway, you're not wasting any energy to bake 4 potatoes. The best part, the kids LOVE them and the baked potatoes will keep in the fridge for up to 3 days! -- Mariah

Tip #5:
We almost always have tortillas on hand. Usually left over from dinners but also on hand for wraps (yum!).

Whenever there are breakfast leftovers (hey, it happens! sometimes) throw whatever's left...eggs, potatoes, cheese, veggies, whatever....throw it in a tortilla, burrito-wrap it, wrap in foil and toss in the freezer. A bit of masking tape makes a great lable. Whenever someone needs a quick breakfast...like a hubby running late for work....grab one out of the freezer and nuke it. You can even purposely make up a bunch and the older kids can nuke them in the morning, letting mom sleep in a little. :o) We also do this with extra pancakes. Freeze for future nuking!

Way better and much less expensive than running through a fast food drive thru! -- Mary



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4.27.2011

Lazy Garlic Bread

I don't know about you, but when it comes to having spaghetti at my house I like to have garlic bread to go with it.  I just need something to sop up that yummy tomato sauce and clean my plate with. 

Not that I EVER clean my plate.

No, no. I'm a dainty eater. Not a clean-my-plate-clean eater.

And if you believe that, then I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.

*ahem*

Anyway, two nights ago I made spaghetti and I wanted to make some garlic bread to go with it.  But I don't ever have french bread on hand unless there's company coming over and I purposely plan on having french bread on hand.

But do you know what I usually do have on hand?

Hot dog buns.

By the billions.

Why?  Because we regularly have people over and we regularly grill out hot dogs for any kids that that may regularly include.  Plus, we regularly grill them out at church events and a lot of leftover buns regularly end up at my house. Plus, my kids just regularly like 'em.  And okay, I regularly do too.  Regularly.

Because of this plethora of hot dog buns I generally have on hand I have learned to use them for other food stuff.  Namely, Lazy Garlic Bread.

And just take a look at 'em...


Mmm, mm.  Just as good as any fancy garlic bread around.

So.  For those of you who may not know how to make Lazy Garlic Bread (or I guess you could call them "In a Pinch" Garlic Bread), here ya go...

Lazy Garlic Bread

Hot dog buns
Butter
Garlic Salt
Lemon Pepper

Tear hot dog buns lengthwise.  Spread copious amounts of softened butter on them, or if you didn't think to soften the butter beforehand, simply put dabs of butter down the bun.

Toast your buns (the hot dog's, not yours) in the oven under the broiler until browned to your liking (this being the hardest part of the whole ordeal -- NOT burning your buns.  Again, the hot dog's, not yours).

Sprinkle with garlic salt and lemon pepper when you pull them out of the oven. Then pat yourself on the back (not the buns) for making Lazy Garlic Bread for your family.

There.  You now have no excuse not to make garlic bread with your next spaghetti dinner.

Unless you don't have hot dog buns on hand.

Then you might need to implement Lazy, Lazy Garlic Bread -- hamburger buns.

If you don't have that, then I don't got nothing for ya.

4.26.2011

The Rusted Chain {Giveaway}

Right now I have a giveaway going on that does a body good, but uh, what about the neck??

Today I've definitely got something for your neck.  Or wrist.  Or ears.

The Rusted Chain is owned by a super fly gal named Beki.  In fact she's SO super fly you may mistake her as a blonde haired version of me.  Which is totally understandable.

Since we are both so super fly and it's easy to confuse us with each other because of it, I have a sure fire way to tell us apart.

Other than the blonde hair/brown hair thing.
And the Kansas/Ohio thing.
And the country/city thing.

SHE MAKES KILLER JEWELRY.

That's how you can tell us apart.  Because, as much as this may shock you, I do not make jewelry.  I don't make anything.  Although I did make spaghetti for dinner last night.  Oh, and there was that one time I made three children for nine months each.  But other than that.  Not so much.

Beki at The Rusted Chain makes such awesome things as this:

I have this necklace. It's so lovely.

And this:



Oh, and this one makes me almost want to take up photography because it makes me giggle.



And then she makes cool earrings like this:


And cool bracelets:


And even stuff for men!


And the best part???  It's all customizable!

I just love customizable.

Beki at The Rusted Chain is SO awesome that she is giving away TWO $25 gift certificates to her online shop open Internationally!

Sha-zam!

**This giveaway is now closed**

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Thank you to The Rusted Chain for sponsoring this giveaway. I received no compensation other than finding a blonde haired version of me. All opinions expressed are my own. Amen.

4.24.2011

Happy Easter!


Picture courtesy of Hobby Lobby.

4.21.2011

Lazy Mom Tip #53

I'm gonna let you in on my latest and greatest lazy mom parenting technique -- How I settle arguments.

Namely, TV related arguments that go like this when we get back from the library and I let each of my little whippersnappers pick out a movie to watch...

"I want to watch my movie first!"

"NOOOO, I want to watch mine first!"

"Moooom! Who gets to watch their movie first?"

You ready for this?

Cause it may change your life.

As in gosh-that-lazy-mom-is-so-awesome change your life.

Here's what I do to settle these types of arguments.

*ahem*

Gotta clear my throat for it.

It's that good.

*aheeeeeem*

I simply say... "Pick a number between 1 and 10."

And you know what?

THEY LOVE IT.

Seriously, they all get all smiley and stuff while thinking of their number. And they all are totally fine with whoever wins and gets to go first because they won it fair and square.

Then to see who goes next after the first person is done, I have the other two pick a new number again.  
And sometimes I change the number range up on them to keep things fresh.  Or catch them off guard.  Or make them laugh.

"Pick a number between 1 and 1,332."

"Pick a number between 1 and a gabillion."

This is lazy parenting at it's best my lazy peeps.

You're welcome.


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4.20.2011

It's Official. I'm Scared.

Want to hear something scary???


LMRadio Show Join Me!


AHHHHHHHH! I'm scared!!!


Just pretend that's me screaming.

And that I really look like THAT when I'm screaming.

And that my waist is really as small as hers is, mkay?

4.19.2011

My Best Tweet of the Week

I know that title sounds a bit assuming, but for some reason I like to pick out my best tweet of the week once the week is over. Not all the time, just sometimes.

Not really sure why.  Maybe I need twitter therapy?

Anyway, if you remember I declared this tweet my best tweet of the week last time:


And that one was funny.  I giggled and giggled while I was posting it on twitter and subsequently my I'm a Lazy Mom facebook page.

And just so you know, that's one of the tip-offs to tell me that it is in fact a good tweet and has a running at being my best tweet of the week.  Giggling.  And lots of it.

So yesterday I went through my tweets from the previous week to see which ones had me giggling while I was typing them up.  And a couple of them did.  But none of them made me giggle as much as this one on Saturday.

So I heretofore declare this my best tweet of the week:


This tweet was my failed attempt to get out of my Lazy Mom Radio Show.  I say failed because I didn't actually die.  Well, if you can call that failure that is.

Anywho, there you have it.  My best tweet of the week.  Thanks for humoring me!

4.18.2011

Pour One More {Win Free Milk for a Year!}

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Here are a few easy ways to get that extra serving in:

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4.16.2011

Lazy Bow Tie Soup

Now I know that in some parts of the country it is not cold anymore. But up here in the frozen tundra called "The North" it still is.

*sigh*

SoOoOoO, I thought I'd share this Lazy Mom Recipe sent in by Sabrina for those of you still in my same cold weather purgatory predicament.


Lazy Bow Tie Soup

1 lb. Ground Beef
1 Pkg. Bow Tie Noodles
1 Can Chicken Broth
1 Can Diced Tomatoes
Shredded Cheese to top.

In a large skillet brown your ground beef. In a large pot bring to a boil one can of Chicken Broth and 2 cups of water. Once boiling add your package of Bow Tie Noodles, can of Diced Tomatoes and Ground Beef. When noodles are cooked thoroughly serve and top with Shredded Cheese.



Thanks Sabrina for sharing your lazy recipe with us!

If you'd like to share a lazy recipe with us, learn how to here!

4.15.2011

More Deets

Yesterday I announced my all new, coming soon, brand-spankin', shoot 'em up radio show.

Not that I plan to shoot up anybody up.

Or spank anyone for that matter.

At least I don't think I do.

Anyhooo, some of you on the West Coast were so sweet and said things like, "I love you, but I don't love you enough to get up at 7am to listen to your show."

You guys!  You're just so sweet!!

Well, guess what you sweet, sweet people??  Since it's INTERNET radio each show is recorded and put on the BNNS Radio website for you to listen to at any old time you want.  There. Now you have NO excuse not to listen.

And for another thing... I actually stand corrected on the whole "you'll be able to see me" thing.  That apparently isn't true.  You will only be able to hear me for now.  Video is in the works though.  It's just not happ'nin yet.

*insert happy dance here*
*insert sigh of relief here*
*insert tears of joy here*

Yes, I was just a little excited to learn that little tidbit of information yesterday.  I mean, I'm scared silly over you all hearing me LIVE, much less SEEING me live.  So I'm glad that part of my sweat glands that sweats over you being able to see me live can stop sweating now.

Also, I created a button for my radio show if you would be so inclined to grab it and want to put it on your website, blog, or whathaveyou.  You can find all my Lazy Mom buttons right chere.

By the way, I only had to correct the button THREE times before I got it right.  So the nice, new, fresh, CORRECT button is good to go now.

That's what I get for trying to create stuff.

Another thing I failed to mention yesterday is that you can actually call in to the radio station and ask a question!!  Then they'll play you asking your question and then you'll have the fun of putting me on the spot with your question. 

Gee, can't imagine why I failed to mention that yesterday. *ahem*

Anyway, I'm working on making a Lazy Mom Radio Show page right here on this little ol' lazy blog with all the information you need to know about how to listen, how to call in, how to listen to past shows, how to go on in life knowing there's someone so gorgeous out there on the radio, and the like.

I'll let you know when I get that posted.  In the meantime, PRAY.  Pray for me people!  Pray I don't make a total fool out of myself.  I mean, I'd hate to mar my totally non-foolish internet image or anything.

Over and Out.

4.14.2011

Scary News!

I have some scary news for you.

Well, it may just be scary news for me.

No wait. On second thought, it might be scary for you too.

I'm scared to even tell you about it.

Because I'm scared.

I'm a big fat fraidy cat.

But pretend I didn't just say big and fat, mkay?

Are you ready for my scary news?

Cause I'm skeered.

I'm shaking in my boots.

I'm close to being scared silly.

I'm so scared I'm sweating like a scared scared person does when their scared.

Okay.  Here's the news.

I'm hosting my own radio show.

What? You can't read that??

Okay, how about this size...

I'm hosting my own radio show.

That better??

No?

How 'bout now?

I'm hosting my own radio show.

Eeeeek!  I can't believe I told you!  Cause I'm scared!!

Scared spitless.

In fact, I was so scared when BNNS Radio Station contacted me I turned them every which way but loose (thank goodness for that) before they nailed me down to doing it.

They wanted me to do a weekly show.  But I was just too scared.  So I whittled them down to once a month.

Now, some of you may be thinking... what's she all scared about?!  It's just a radio show.  Oh... you silly little non-scared people.  Let me just count the scary ways for you.

1.  It's a LIVE show.  This alone is enough to send me running down the street screaming in terror.
2.  It lasts 30 minutes, and I think I can probably only talk for maybe 5 straight before I'm clean out of material.  As shocking as that may be.
3.  It's an internet radio station... meaning ANYONE in the whole wide world can listen. *shudder*
4.  It's broadcast from their website so I'll be SKYPED in and people won't just be listening to me, they'll be WATCHING me too. (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) I stand corrected. This feature is coming soon. Phew!
5.  Due to number 4 I will have to actually get out of my pajamas, put on make-up (if you're lucky) and actually look like I am NOT a lazy Lazy Mom. Due to number 4 being corrected, this one is corrected too.
6.  I've never done radio before! Lazy Dad does it all the time, so he's an old pro.  Wait.  Maybe he could just do my show FOR me.....
7.  There's no editing on LIVE radio that people are listening to LIVE. Have I mentioned it's LIVE? *gulp*

And I could go on people.  But those are definitely the top scary things that have me scared senseless.

My show will air (Ee! I'm scared!) the first Friday of every month at 10am Eastern.  So my first show is May 6th.

What will my show be about???  Basically what this blog is about.  All things lazy.

So be sure and tune in.

If you want.

I mean I understand your busy.

And you might not be able to find the time.

So if you can't make it I understand.

I may not make it either.

Have I mentioned I'm scared???

*Hold Me*

4.13.2011

Field Trippin'

This was me before the field trip to the Toledo Museum of Art with my son's 2nd grade class:



And this was me after:


It barely even phased me.


No really, it wasn't bad at all. The kids were perfect!

I, on the other hand, may have been the only one who needed correcting.

4.12.2011

Other News

HELP!

I'm being held hostage on a big yellow school bus with lots and lots of 2nd graders today!

I guess that's what I get for being a "stay-at-home-mom."  Field trip duty.

Or wait... I guess since all my kids are in school I'm no longer considered a stay-at-home-mom.  I think I have probably crossed over to "homemaker" status.

Hahaha hohoho hehehehe. HA!

Okay, that cracked me up.


In other news, Lazy Dad went fishing Sunday evening and caught a Walleye.


Isn't he all cute and stuff all decked out in his fisherman outfit?

By the way, men hate it when you call their get-ups "outfits."

But what's really cute is that he wanted me to post the recipe he uses to fry his fish as a "Lazy Dad Recipe" on here.

I told him it was MUCH too sophisticated for my totally sophisticated blog about totally sophisticated things.  But he wasn't buying it. 

So here it is.

You ready?

It's complicated.

And I'd hate for you to be confused.


Lazy Dad's Fried Fish
Fresh fish (preferably Walleye)
Drake's batter

Roll the walleye in the batter and fry in a pot of oil.

The end.


In more other news, we've been C-r-A-z-Y busy 'round these parts.  Mainly due to Easter coming up in less than 2 weeks.

And also mainly due to The Lazy Dad always interpreting an approaching Easter as a time to do MAJOR projects around the church.

And also mainly due to Lazy Dad volunteering me to help with said major projects.

And also mainly due to me being a "homemaker" with no outside job to get me out of said major projects.

Anybody want to hire me? 

I'm a killer homemaker.


In final other news, I don't like to be busy.  As stated in my tweet @imalazymom last night:


I mean, I've got priorities people and I don't like it when my priorities are all out of whack.

Speaking of priorities and Twitter, if you're priorities haven't been to be on Twitter to see my tweets lately then here's my best tweet from this past week for you.


I like to keep you abreast of my best tweets. In case you miss them. Not because I need to be in the spotlight, or need to be affirmed, or need to be in charge of what is labeled as my "best tweet of the week."

I don't need those things at all.

Not at all.

By the way, have I told ya'll I'm a killer homemaker?

Note: I did NOT say I kill homemakers. 
I also did NOT say I make killer homes. 
I also, also did NOT say I make homes killer.
However, I could have said, I know how to kill a home.  That I do quite well.

4.11.2011

You're Back!

After my vlog fiasco on Friday I'm surprised you even showed up here today.

This encourages me.  Maybe I AM sane after all if you're willing to come back for more, huh?

One can hope anyway.

I would like to say that your comments about my latest vlog made me feel loved, appreciated and... worried.

Let me explain.

Loved: Can you be my BFF? Well...I really don't need a BFF (yes I do but I'm not willing to admit it).
Appreciated: You are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs : )
Worried: Next time I'm "up home" I just may turn up at your church on a Sunday! :o) I'll be the one singing the Nacogdoches song!

Loved: This was great! My toddler danced and clapped to your song:) I guess I'll bring out this little clip next time he's needing a laugh;)
Appreciated: Oh my gosh! That was so funny! I'm sending your video to my cousin!
Worried: You remind me a little of Tina Fey!

Loved: You crack me up! Oh if I could be more like you... :)
Appreciated: I knew there was a great reason I liked you! I'm from and live in TX too! Keep up the great posts!
Worried: Sanity is over rated!

Loved: Oh gosh how I love you in a non stalkerish kind of way. I look forward to your facebook and blog posts.
Appreciated: Oh my heck! I love it! I think it's fantastic that your hometown has it's own country song ... I wonder if anyone would ever write one about mine...
Worried: What are you on, and where can I get some? 

Do you see what I mean now?

At any rate, I do so very much appreciate each and every comment. Loved, appreciated, or *ahem* otherwise.

I always try to do you proud, my lazy peeps. Even if that means making a total fool out of myself every rare once in a while.

Oh wait. That'd be every day. 

Minor oversight.  

It happens. 


P.S. This picture has nothing to do with this post. 

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4.07.2011

It's Time.

Well my lazy peeps. It's time.

Time for me to "come out" about where I live.

This video is NOT my best work.
I'm still learning how to make videos on iMovie.
And the video quality isn't the best cause the lighting was low.
And I had to film it on a tripod because I didn't want any live witnesses.
And it didn't really go according to how I envisioned it in my head.
And I start off all "reporter-ish" and end all.... well, you'll see.

At any rate, if you didn't figure out where I live back when Lazy Dad was on KLOVE, then you will now!



(video)
So. Are you surprised???

Are you confused???

Are you wondering if I'm sane???

Cause I think now I'm wondering.

P.S. Did you notice my sock bag hanging on my closet door?
P.P.S. Did you notice my hanger thingy do-dahs still hanging on the other side of the closet door?
P.P.P.S. Am I sane??

4.06.2011

Things I Don't Like Hearing the Lazy Dad Say

Yesterday I was thinking about some things I don't like hearing the lazy dad say to me.  You know, things like...

Can you make sure a pair of my jeans are washed?
Will you pick up lunch for a whole crew of us that are working at the church?
There's nobody to teach the class so I need you to in about 30 minutes.
Guess what?! We get to paint the church again!
There's been a flood, bring the shop vac!

Yeah, stuff like that.

Because what he's saying and what I'm hearing are two different things...

He's saying: Can you make sure a pair of my jeans are washed?
I'm hearing: The laundry is piled up to the ceiling and I have no jeans, so this means you have to go down in the deep dark basement and tackle that big pile of laundry you've been avoiding.  And yes, I know about how you do that.

He's saying: Will you pick up lunch for a whole crew of us that are working at the church?
I'm hearing: Lucky you!! You get to go into a fast food joint with a whole list of food everyone needs and order it all while people stand behind you getting mad that you are taking so long.  Then you get to deliver it to us and dish it all out and pray to God you didn't mess up somebody's order or find something missing and have to go back.

He's saying: There's nobody to teach the class so I need you to in about 30 minutes.
I'm hearing: SUCKER! You're married to a Pastor, so you're the pinch hitter! Get in there and make it look like you planned this weeks ago!

He's saying: Guess what?! We get to paint the church again!
I'm hearing: I've started a new project at church and I volunteered you to help paint, hold wood, run errands for more supplies, and pick up food for the work crew. Again. 

He's saying: There's been a flood, bring the shop vac!
I'm hearing: Get your waders on! And call the chiropractor for an appointment tomorrow because today you're going to break your back helping clean up the flood! Oh, and bring the Double Stuf Oreos with you!

Yes, those are some things I don't like hearing The Lazy Dad say.

What are some things you don't like hearing your man say??

4.05.2011

Lazy Omelets

I'd say it's HIGH time for another lazy breakfast recipe 'round these parts, wouldn't you?

And what better way to say "Hello Morning!" than with a nice fluffy omelet!

Lazy mom Elizabeth sent this recipe in and it's one that Lazy Dad and I've been meaning to try ourselves.  It would make a great breakfast when you're camping because you can do all the prep before you leave home.  Or great for when you have overnight company because no one has to wait around for their omelet (they all cook at the same time!).


Lazy Omelets: (aka: Baggie Omelets)

Have everyone write their name on a Quart/Liter size freezer bag with a permanent marker.

1. Crack 2 eggs into the bag (no more than 2) shake to combine them.
2. Put out a variety of ingredients such as: Cheeses, Ham, Real Bacon Bits, Onions, Green Peppers, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Hash Browns, Salsa, Etc.
3. Each person adds prepared ingredients of choice to their bag and shakes the bag to mix them well.
4. Make sure to get the air out of the bag and zip it up.
5. Place the bags into rolling, boiling water for exactly 13 minutes. You can usually cook 6-8 omelets in a large pot. If you have more than 6-8 omelets you can get another pot going if you want.
6. Cut the bags and the omelet will roll out easily. Everyone will be amazed.

Isn't that a fun recipe?! You could even get your bags ready the night before!

Thanks Elizabeth for sending it in!  To learn more about what makes a recipe "lazy" and how you can submit one, click here.



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4.04.2011

Things I've Been Meaning To Do... {April Edition}

I've been meaning to unload these door prizes I won at a Baby Shower a month ago. They've just been sitting on my dresser waiting... waiting... waiting....



Speaking of waiting and waiting... I've been meaning to use these hanger thingy do-dahs to create more space in my over crowded closet. They've just been hanging out on the door knob for months and months now. Man! Good thing I bought these things, otherwise I'd have nothing to hang on my door knob.



Speaking of my over crowded closet... I've been meaning to clean it out and get rid of clothes I don't want anymore. Or don't fit. *pretend I didn't say that last part*



Speaking of clothes.... I've been meaning to fold this laundry. For far too long than even I am willing to admit on a blog entitled I'm a Lazy Mom.



Speaking of laundry... I've been meaning to go through these bags of hand-me-downs I got recently from my lovely neighbor.  She's so lovely.  I *heart* hand-me-downs.



Speaking of lovely neighbors... I've been meaning to write a blog post about these Resurrection Eggs I received from the lovely people at Family Life Today!  Jesus said everyone's my neighbor (or was that Veggie Tales?) so I consider them my neighbors even though they live like 4 states away. (In case you were wondering how I made that connection.)



Speaking of eggs... I've been meaning to lift these weights more... since I'm still shaped like one.


Sooooo, that's what I've been meaning to do... what have YOU been meaning to do?


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