12.30.2011

The Best of I'm a Lazy Mom in 2011

Yesterday I lamented about how fast the years go by.  And since I'm in a reminiscing mood I thought I'd look through my posts from this year and reminisce some more.  You know, cause I'm all reminiscent and stuff.

If you haven't noticed, I've already been sort of doing this all this month by posting "Remember in December" posts on my Twitter and Facebook accounts. 

But today, like I did around this time last year, I'm sharing posts that you all loved.  Ones that were big hits this year on this little ol' lazy blog.

So without further ado, here are the winner's for 2011!

The Lazy Mom Award for Most Popular Lazy Mom Recipe of 2011 is.....




The Lazy Mom Award for Most Popular Lazy Mom Tip of 2011 is.....

Contributors include Anne, Suzi, Traci and myself!



The Lazy Mom Award for Most Popular Lazy Mom Confession of 2011 goes to....




The Lazy Mom Award for Most Popular Decorating the Lazy Mom Way post of 2011 is.....

Traci Romine's Coffee Filter Wreath



The Lazy Mom Award for the Overall Most Popular Lazy Mom Post of 2011 is.....................

with over 68,000 views since posted in September!



And last, but not least....
The Lazy Mom Award for Most Popular Lazy Mom Vlog of 2011 goes to....

Featuring Slim Fast!



Congratulations to all the award winners!  It's been a fun year on I'm a Lazy Mom!

And hey! Want to be an award winner next year? Send me your Lazy Mom Confessions, Lazy Mom Recipes, and Lazy Mom Tips!  You might just be a winner for 2012!

Oh, and send your friends an email inviting them to I'm a Lazy Mom so they can join in the fun for 2012!  Or use the share doo-dahs at the bottom of this post to tweet, facebook, or whatever!

Share the love people, share the love!

Praying you have a very happy new year!
Stacey ~ The Lazy Mom


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12.29.2011

Years Gone By

Towards the end of every year I start to get very reminiscent.

I mean, how is it that a whole nother year has gone by in life already?

(and yes, 'nother' is a word in my world)

Last night I wanted to scan in some pictures to go with old dates on Facebook's new timeline of my profile.  *pushes up nerd glasses*  So I pulled out lots of old pictures.  Pictures from high school, college, early marriage, even junior high!  And you know what I was reminded?  Life goes by fast.

How is it that these pictures of friends and family and myself have us frozen in time, but we've all moved on from that time?  How is it I turned around and found myself married with three kids in my early 30's??  How is it that I'm still so gorgeous after all these years???

These questions all begged to be asked in the corners of my mind. (Especially the gorgeous one.)

Last night I looked at precious, precious pictures.

Ones like... my first job at The Peanut Shack in the Nacogdoches Mall.

And no, I am not so old that we only had black and white pictures... it was taken in black and white for our year book.  THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Pictures of three very special women who had a major part to play in the direction my life took.


Three women I'll be eternally grateful for.

Pictures of dear friends...

My best friend and I at High School graduation.


We've been friends since we were two. TWO people!

Pictures that made me laugh out loud...

Me "baptizing" my friend Rachel.


Gosh, we did fun stuff together.

And even pictures of Lazy Dad the day I first laid eyes on him.


Yes, that's a picture of him the first day I ever saw him... directly traffic with an umbrella hat on.

It's a wonder I ever said yes.

There were gobs of other pictures I sifted through as well.  Each representing a memory.  So many friends that have come and gone in my life, so many family members each with a special place in my heart, just SO many, many memories.

*sigh*

I told y'all I was reminiscing.

Sorry you had to witness it first hand.

Are you reminiscing this time of year?

12.28.2011

"Rest to Deth" and a "Masosh"

I feel like I overwhelmed you all yesterday with my Christmas week recap post.

In fact, I feel like I overwhelmed myself yesterday with my Christmas week recap post. 

Next time I take off blogging for a week I promise to break back into it slowly.  So as not to overwhelm. K?

K.

Today I thought I'd show you the sweet gift my daughter made for me for Christmas.  


That top one says, "11 free passes for rest to deth."

It's a coupon to her cozy club house in our basement that she lovingly calls, "Rest to Death."

Should I be alarmed?

Actually, when she named it that, she explained to me that the reason it's called Rest to Death is because she recently (as in this Fall) caught on to the phrase, "I love that to death!"

So since she loves her little club house area downstairs, then naturally, you love it to death. So therefore, it's called Rest to Death.  Er, something like that.

But just now she clarified for me that she calls it Rest to Death because you rest in it a lot and it feels so good and comfy.

Now should I be alarmed?

??

Her other coupons she gave me say, "4 free masosh."

So last night I used one of my coupons for a killer "masosh" and I still have three left.

The cool part is, I get to say when the massage is over.  So I can make it last all day if I wanted to, I guess.

Did you get something that was funny, interesting, alarming for Christmas?  Leave a comment, I'd love to hear about it!

12.27.2011

What a Week!


You go and try and take a week off from your blog and you know what happens?

EVERYTHING!

That's what.

This Christmas week was full of crazy, funny, scarey, joyous, unplanned things.

Yes, this week involved all of these things....

A suspicious kid.
The Sherrif.
Several AC/Furnaces.
Two sleepovers.
A party.
And Amazon.

And probably much, much more.  But seeing that I didn't blog this week, I'm sure I'm missing something now after the fact.

This week of "taking off" started with a phone call from Lazy Dad informing me that a suspicious kid had been up at our church.  And Lazy Dad, believing that everyone has the best intentions, didn't think much of it.  Until he went around the back of the church and noticed our shed was open.

We don't keep much in the shed these days, but there is some lumber and a few odds and ends.  Then he noticed that some of the lumber had been propped up against our two back exit doors.  Essentially blocking someone from exiting the building that way.

This effectively raised some alarms to Lazy Dad so he put all the lumber back in the shed, drove over to the Sheriff's to report it, and bought a new lock to prevent this from happening again.

The next day, he pulls up to church and notices one of our AC units is knocked over.  So he calls the Sheriff and waits for him to show up before they investigate any further.

That's when they discover that our back AC and Furnace that sits by those two back exit doors had been damaged and all the copper had been taken out of them.



A few days later we find out we weren't the only church hit.  Four churches in our area had all had their outdoor AC/Furnaces damaged.

Needless to say, we're taking extra precautions for safety and thanking God for insurance! Even if we weren't planning on paying the deductible out of our tight year-end budget.

Also this week we had two sleepovers!  One was planned and one wasn't.

The planned one: We had Jenilee and her Goodwin clan stay overnight with us on Wednesday.  They were headed up to see family in Michigan and she *TOTALLY* invited herself over to spend the night.  I mean TO. TA. LLY.

Then, THEN she goes and tells on me about how stressed I was about their overnight visit on her blog.  Which included a horrible picture of me (but a fabulous picture of her).

Some friend she is!

*smile*

The unplanned one: We had three extra kids spend the night with us after I drove their dad to the ER on Monday night.  They attend our church and his wife was working, so Lazy Dad drove over to the ER after he left a church function to sit with him, while I watched six children run around the house playing with any and everything they could find.

I wasn't expecting to keep their kids overnight, but by 11pm I realized he wasn't getting out of the ER any time soon.  So I gave all six children a blanket and a pillow and watched them all fall asleep in the family room together after we had watched a bit of a movie to calm them down. 

Fun was had by all.

I think.

One of my favorite things that happened this week though, was our Ladies Christmas party at church.  We had a Favorite Things party like the big one my friends and I threw, but on a smaller scale.

I asked each lady to bring one brand new favorite thing of theirs that cost around $5 to swap with someone else at the party.

We then went around the table and shared why the item was one of our favorite things.


We oo'd and ahh'd over each person's favorite thing, then we played a left/right game to swap our favorite things with each other!  It was tons 'o fun!  In fact, I think we'll do it again next year.

Y'all help me remember that, mkay?

Also, unplanned this week was two things that involve Amazon.

If you got a Kindle this Christmas, you can now subscribe to I'm a Lazy Mom on your Kindle! I'm sort of testing this out and realize that not many people are going to want to pay 99 cents a month to subscribe to something they can read for free on the web, but I still think it's super fun to be "published" by Kindle!  (By the way, Amazon sets the price, not me!)

Will you take a moment and click on Amazon's "like" button here on my Kindle page for me?  Thanks!

Another Amazon first for me is something I've been throwing around in my head for a while.  I've been thinking about opening a "Lazy Mom Store" for quite a while.  In fact, ever since the Open Sky thing went bust, I've been thinking about it. 

I wanted to have a place where I could share with you things I love (like my favorite things) or correspond with items I feature on my blog (like that cute mom purse I got that one time).  Lots of times people ask me where I got the items, so this store would house all of those things (if I can find it on Amazon that is!).

Again, this is an experiment of sorts and I don't expect a lot of income generated from my little ol' lazy store, but I think it's fun!

I'll be posting my store on my blog eventually, for now I'm loading it with stuff I love or have featured in the past.  So it's still a work in progress and when it's officially on my blog, items will be added to it often.   

Take a peek and click around it if you'd like and tell me what you think. 

Other than all of those things, this week was filled with all sorts of Christmas fun.

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day services:




 Christmas pajamas:



Our official Christmas Pajama picture for 2011

Lots and lots of presents:






A twist on my favorite Christmas tradition that I shared with you all on my Dec. 9th Lazy Mom Radio Show. This year we did a scavenger hunt for the last and most important gift of all:





The last clue led to a special gift from somebody special.


And inside was the greatest gift of all... a baby born to save the world!


We also chowed down on some good food:



And played lots and lots of games:




How was your Christmas?

12.18.2011

Merry Christmas!

From us'ns to you'ns.

(video)

Enjoy your Christmas!


12.16.2011

Lazy Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins

Yesterday a beauty of an email landed in my inbox.  It was from lazy mom Renee and involved pumpkin, chocolate and muffins.

I love emails that involve pumpkin, chocolate and muffins, don't you?

Renee stumbled upon this lazy recipe on the website Our Best Bites and she got their permission to send it on over to me.

If you've never been to Our Best Bites before, BEWARE!  You'll get sucked in in no time!!  I may have took a gander at these bad boys and drooled all over my keyboard.

But alas, it sadly had more than five ingredients. So unless someone makes it FOR me (hint, hint) I will be abstaining.

That, and I'm kind of allergic to pecans.  So if you DO make them for me, just use walnuts, mkay?

Now! Let's get on with the pumpkin, chocolate and muffins, shall we?

Lazy Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins

2 spice cake mixes (Best Bites prefers Duncan Hines)
1 30-oz. can pumpkin
1 12-oz. bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips


Preheat oven to 350. Combine cake mixes and pumpkin. Add in chocolate chips.

Spoon mixture into lined muffin tins. This can make as many as 48 muffins or as few as 36, depending on how full the tins are filled. These really don’t rise very much, so you can fill the tins pretty full.


If aesthetics are a concern, keep in mind that how they look going into the oven is very much what they will look like coming out of the oven. So a cookie scoop works great to keep things on the prettier side.

Bake for 22-25 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the middle of one of the muffins comes out clean.


And there ya have it folks... another Lazy Mom Recipe to add to your arsenal!  Thank you to Renee and Our Best Bites for sending it in!

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12.15.2011

Traci Romine Inspired Pillows

I don't know what came over me last night.

Was there an earthquake somewhere?
Did the heavens shift?
Was there a full moon?

Because out of NO WHERE I made this.



That's right people, I done did made that cute little Noel pillow.  And I even pulled out this.


Something that had been rotting in my basement for YEARS.

And I blame ALL of this out of character unlaziness and creativity on one little ol' sweet person.  Traci Romine.

Traci writes Decorating the Lazy Mom Way every other Wednesday on this here blog. 

This here one. 

(Let me just pause here a minute to say, if you aren't following Traci on her blog yet, I'm gonna smack you!... go follow her already!  Just click on the "join this site" button on the sidebar.  She's such fun!)

I mentioned a while back that for our MOPS group in November we Skyped Traci in to give us decorating ideas for the holidays.  She had displays set up for us, she had a tutorial for us, she even walked us around her WHOLE house and showed us all the fabulous (and thrifty!) ideas she had implemented in her home.  It was FAB. U. LOUS.  (I highly recommend her for your events!)

During her walk-through that night, she showed us some pillows she had made.  We all Oo'd and Aw'd over how cute they were, but y'all, these weren't some fancy dancy pillows she slaved over for hours on end.  NOOOOOO.  Not the brilliant Traci Romine.  These pillows of hers were made out of three dollar fabric PLACE MATS.  Seriously!  She simply opened one of the seams, stuffed the inside and sewed it up!  Instant adorable pillows! 

We all died.

We were all totally inspired. 

We couldn't stop talking about her ingenious thrifty idea for a pillow.

The next day I got a text from one of the moms in our group with a picture of her brand spankin' new place mat pillows that Traci inspired.

SooOOooOOoo, I too had been thinking about making some place mat pillows.  Especially with all the cute little Christmas place mats laying around stores everywhere these days.  But I just couldn't find some I truly loved.  And there's this funny thing about me... I have to TRULY love it, if I'm going to buy it.

THEN!  I had a stroke of genius! While we were decorating the house for Christmas, I came across our table runner that matches our tree skirt.

The table runner isn't long enough for our table, so every year while pulling out Christmas decorations I pull it out, remember how cute it is, remember it isn't long enough for our table to hang properly, look around for somewhere else to put it, can't find anywhere else that will work, and stuff it back in the bin to do all over again next Christmas.  Poor little neglected table runner.

BUT NOT THIS YEAR.

This year I remembered Traci's fabulous place mat pillows and wondered if I could use the same idea on my table runner.

And so I inspected it.  It did in fact have fabric on both sides of it.  So it could be stuffed!



And so I cut it to the size I wanted.


And so I stuffed it. (okay, my son did.)

And so I sewed it up.

And so viola'!


A cute little Noel pillow for Christmas!

Actually, I made two of them... each end of the table runner had Noel on it.


And so I threw them around my house in various places.

And I'm all proud of myself.

And Lazy Dad checked me for a fever when he got home and saw what I had done.

And alas! I was fever free!

This, my dears, is a true Christmas miracle.  The Lazy Mom, fever-free, did something crafty!

And it's all Traci's fault. 

In fact, I've started a pin board on my pinterest entitled, "Stuff Traci Romine Made Me Do."

Cause I'm sure she'll strike again!

12.14.2011

When the Truth Hurts

Did I ever tell y'all about the time when my kids were all little bitty and my middle child, who was quite mischievous and constantly needing correction at that time, bore the brunt of the wrath of mommy most days?

I haven't?

Hmm.

Well today's as good as any day to tell you.

So there was this time when my kids were all little bitty.  As in 4, 2 1/2, and 1.  This time in life, having 3 preschoolers back-to-back-to-back, was BY FAR the hardest thing I've EVER done.  As in EVER.  Most days I was lucky to make it out alive.

Also at this time, my middle child, who was 2, was being very mischievous and sneaky.  I was CONSTANTLY having to correct him and discipline him and redirect him.  Basically, I couldn't leave him  alone for even a second.

There was that time he got into my makeup,


that time he sneaked bites of cheese from the fridge (leaving teeth marks as proof),


that time he wrote all over his face in permanent marker,
and even that time he downed a bottle of cough medicine when we thought he was in bed.

This preschooler was testing me like no one ever had before.  Or since.

And let's just say I wasn't handling it so well. 
And let's just say I was yelling at him constantly.
And let's just say it was an emotionally traumatic time in life for all of us.

Then one day, we're watching a Veggie Tales DVD.  The "Lord of the Beans" one. Which, incidentally, is NOT my favorite Veggie Tales.  Nor is it's Silly Song my favorite.  In fact, (sorry Veggie Tales) it's probably my least favorite out of them all.

As the Silly Song roles on, a very veggie girl comes out and starts yelling in a foreign language at Larry the Cucumber, who is dressed as Elvis, making it sound like she's yelling a bunch of gibberish at him.  It was high pitched and screechy.  And very annoying.

And that's when it happened.

That's when my middle child points at the TV and says, "that sounds like mommy."

*jaw drops*

*eyes bug out*

*head turns*

"You think that sounds like mommy?" I asked my two year old.

"Yes! It sounds like mommy!"

*tears well up*

*heart is ripped out*

*world rocks a bit*

Here, I'll just let you watch it.  Then you can get the full effect of this story.   (You only have to watch it to where she comes out and yells the first time if you want.  Unless your kids are around. Then you're stuck watching it all the way through. Sorry)




Yes, that's what he thought I sounded like.

I was devastated. I had no idea that's what I sounded like to him day, after day, after day.

But after he pointed it out, I realized, that IS what I sounded like.  I sounded like an annoying, screechy, high-pitched, gibberish speaking veggie girl to him.

Okay, maybe not a veggie girl, but you get the idea.

All of a sudden flash backs to Charlie Brown came to my mind.  Where the parents and teachers all sound like "wah, wah, wah, wah, wah," to him.

And I realized that for my middle child, mommy sounded like high-pitched, screechy, annoying gibberish.  Here I had been wondering why my yelling at him wasn't working!  It was just mommy's tone of voice to him because that's what he heard all. the. time.

And so I tried to be more mindful of how I sounded to him after that.  I tried to retrain his ear to hear my ACTUAL tone of voice, instead of what he perceived as my tone of voice.

It was hard.  I failed often.  But in the end, it was a good little wake up call for me.  I truly had no idea how I sounded to my toddler.

Friends of ours actually taught us a good way to get your children's attention without yelling.  You actually LOWER your voice.  Which, sounds really absurd.  (At least it did to me.)  But actually instead of raising your voice, if you start to talk very quietly, they have to pay more attention to hear you and it has the same affect, but all without yelling.

And you know what?

It actually works.

Although I still occassionally go on a yelling rampage.

And have flash backs to that Veggie Tales incident.

*sigh*

This mothering thing is hard.

12.13.2011

Lazy Cranberry Meatballs

As most of you know, my all-time, most-hit, remarkably popular Lazy Mom Recipe is Lazy Cranberry Chicken.

Okay wait.

I actually went to look it up and see if what I told you was just true.  And, uh, I lied.  My all-time, most-hit, remarkably popular Lazy Mom Recipe is in fact, Lazy Frozen Mocha Pie

But let's all pretend it was the Lazy Cranberry Chicken, k?

Because that segues to today's recipe so much more beautifully.

*ahem*

My Lazy Cranberry Chicken recipe is immensely popular on this little ol' lazy blog.  So naturally I was delighted when lazy mom Sara wrote in a few months ago with another cranberry inspired dish. (Did you catch that beautiful segue?)

Sara's recipe is lazy and sure and to be a hit this holiday season, so I just HAD to share it with you before this said holiday season is over.

And okay, I'm trying to clean out my inbox.

And okay, I couldn't think of anything else to write about today.

And okay, I've got work to do and I need this blog post to get over quickly and painlessly.

So far the painlessly part isn't working out so well for me.  Is it for you?

Without further ado....

Lazy Cranberry Meatballs (aka: Ultimate Party Meatballs by Ocean Spray® and Heinz®)


1 (14 ounce) can Ocean Spray® Jellied Cranberry Sauce
1 (12 ounce) bottle Heinz® Chili Sauce
1 (2-pound) bag frozen, pre-cooked, cocktail-size meatballs

Place meatballs in a slow cooker. Combine sauces and pour over meatballs. Cover and cook 4 hours on HIGH.

Photo from Ocean Spray® and Heinz®

And there ya have it people!  The ultimate party meatballs are in fact.... a Lazy Mom Recipe! Woohoo!  Thanks for sending it in Sara!

12.12.2011

Assumptions

You know me, I gotta keep it real.  I can't let you people assume things that just aren't true about me.  I can't let you all put me on some pedestal like that.  Besides, I don't like heights that don't have rails on it.

So.  If you assumed that...
  • I have a perfect marriage
  • I'm still in my 20's
  • I like to clean
  • I don't like to eat.
  • I wear makeup every day.
  • I cook like a gourmet chef.
  • My house is perfect.
  • I'm so thin I'm practically a stick figure.
  • I'm from Ohio 
...you'd be dead wrong.

Especially about that last one.  Never assume that EVER.  Mkay?  Some of those other ones I'll let slide, but not that last one.

And as for that perfect marriage, doesn't this picture LOOK like we have the perfect marriage?  Don't we look all happy and like we never fight and like we only look at each other with love all the time every day?


Yeah.  Not so much.

Don't get me wrong.  Lazy Dad's a keeper, but there's sometimes we probably both wish we weren't the ones that has to do the keeping.

Did I ever tell you about that time that Lazy Dad and I went away and we were mad at each other the whole time?  As in, wouldn't talk to each other.  THE WHOLE TIME we were away. 

It was pitiful.

Jenilee was there.  She can attest that it was true.

But there were extenuating circumstances around that trip.  Ones that I won't go into.  But lets just say it involved a lot of outside stress.  Like 14 months of it.

Anywho.

My point is, everything is not as it always appears.  Facebook, blogs, pinterest... all portray a not so accurate picture of who we are.  And I just can't have that.  I must be realz.

So if the stories of Lazy Dad taking me on a Mystery Date and awaking me with delightful baked goods recently has you assuming we have a perfect marriage, then let this be a lesson to you.

We don't.

At all.

We argue with the best of them.
We annoy each other with the best of them.
We hurt each others feelings with the best of them.
We don't always get this thing called marriage right with the best of them.

Basically, whatever the best of them has done, I'm sure we've done it too.

Unless the best of them has all been to Hawaii.  Now, that we haven't done.  But we'd like to.

Anyway.  The great thing about an imperfect marriage is that it helps whittle away a whole lot of that ugly, no-good, stingy little thing called "self."  I thought I was a pretty self-less person till I got married.  Something crazy happens after you say, "I do."  A mirror gets held up to you and you see yourself for who you REALLY are.

*shudder*

And it ain't pretty.

Then. THEN.  As if that wasn't enough!  Children come along.  And then you REALLY realize how self-less you aren't!

An even BIGGER mirror gets held up to you that shows things even deeper than the last mirror and you think to yourself, "Whoa. I really had no idea who I was on the inside."

(Please all testify with me that this is true.  I'd hate to be the only one keeping it real today.) 

Yes, marriage and children = post traumatic selfish disorder.

The good news is there's a cure for it!!

Just die to your self and you'll be all good.

*smile*

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