9.27.2012

Lazy Mom Confessions That Are Hot Off The Presses!

Let's face it. Even the best of mothers sometimes just don't get motherhood right, or they are knocking on the door of mommy insanity and need to do some sort of short cut in order to keep them from checking in at the funny farm.

Here's a few moms that have recently come out of the shadows and are divulging their lazy mom moments to help clear their consciences and make other mothers out there feel better about themselves.

I applaud them for their candidness and bravery.



Recently at Applebee's I let my 14 month old run up and down the aisle after he insisted on getting out of the high chair. At least, it was a Saturday and the restaurant was not busy. I just wanted to eat a little bit of my food! ~ Ellie

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The only reason my 3 yr old daughter has pj's (not during winter) is because someone else gave them to her. Otherwise, she just goes to bed in her shirt she wore during the day, and a pull-up (she isn't potty training at night, but that could be my fault because I don't want to have to get up to change her bedding all the time).

Sometimes, I even plan ahead for my laziness. When she is being super resistant at night (or when I want to see the end of a show), I tell her that she can lay on the couch if she is good and gets ready for bed. I just let her fall asleep on the couch while I watch the Bachelorette/Dancing with the Stars or any other show.

You think that's bad, here's the kicker...I'll change her shirt and she'll wear it in the morning to daycare, because I know she'll be tired and grouchy from staying up too late!

Aaahh! Feels good to get that out! ~ Sarah

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When my kids were small, I would forget to bring a bib with me, and we would end up at some restaurant. So, I would just flip their shirts inside out. Any stains would get on the opposite side, and, when we were done, I would flip their shirt right side out, and they would be presentable again! ~ Leanna

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My son had troubles with wetting the bed every night for years. I got tired of constantly shampooing the mattress and using air fresheners in his room because the so-called leak proof mattress pads never worked. My husband and I got rid of his mattress because we just couldn't get the smell out.

He still had not grown out of wetting the bed, so we put a camping air mattress on his bed. That way it was easy clean up and his bedroom didn't smell like urine anymore. His twin size sheets fit it perfectly. Once he learned to control his bladder, we purchased a new (real) mattress for his bed. ~ Melody

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9.26.2012

Lazy Mom S'mores

My family got home this afternoon after a three night camping trip.  I just have two words for you.

Cold.

Wet.

Those were the features of this trip.

But we also had lots of fun with our friends the Pratts and the Goodwins as our kids enjoyed the outdoor education program at Heartland.


Since we had a campfire going all day and night, we just HAD to make s'mores.  Because, uh, what's camping without s'mores, people?!

And while making s'mores nightly, I realized I have never shown you, my dear lazy moms (and dads), how to make s'mores the lazy mom way.

I apologize for this gross oversight on my part.

Now, technically, Lazy Dad has been making s'mores this way since before we got married, so wait!  I guess this is a Lazy DAD Recipe.

But either way, it's faster, easier, cheaper, and still almost as yummy as an original s'more.

Here's the short and skinny of it, people....

To make Lazy Mom S'mores, you just replace the graham crackers and the chocolate bars with fudge striped cookies!

And then it looks like this:

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It's so simple and easy, and I'm sure all you smart lazy moms out there have been doing this for years, like we have. But for the select few of you who might not have discovered this incredibly smart way to do s'mores, you're welcome.

Oh!  And recently we have discovered DARK CHOCOLATE fudge striped cookies.


I personally think they rock, and was happy to see that Lazy Dad had bought some for the trip. They make a yummy s'more.  But people!  Why stop there, I ask you?!  You might as well play around with other types of chocolate laced cookies!  Mm, mm.

As an added bonus (and incidentally, another Lazy DAD contribution to this post), to make clean-up of sticky marshmallow fingers easier, just use baby wipes!  Keep a pack with your s'more supplies and you'll be all set to have a lazy s'more night!

How many of you have used this lazy way to make a s'more?

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9.24.2012

Oh Dear, It's Monday...

... and I'm musing.

1. Last week I spoke at two area Toledo branch libraries about social media and had a great time doing it!  At the second class I seem to vaguely recall me comparing myself to Scarlet O'Hara, making the entire class drool over Wixey Bakery, acting out my blog post about Lazy Dad and my toothbrushes, and ending the class with my YouTube videos

I'm amazed people didn't walk out and leave.

Well, okay, one person did, but whatever.

2. I got the nicest (and most amusing) email from someone that attended my library class.  Here's what she said...
Wanted to write you a quick note of thanks for the great information I received from your talk at the Sanger Branch Library.  You provided me with a great deal of "actionable" information, i.e. firing my (albeit expensive) web person, eating at Wixey's, moving my toothbrush far away from my husband's.
I am so glad I could provide such valuable information to the general public in this way.

3. This week my family and I are camping.  Lazy Dad had some meetings to attend at our state campground, Heartland, so the Goodwins and the Pratts (and us) got together and decided we could make it a fun "homeschool" experience for all our kids with the fabulous Outdoor Education Heartland provides. 


Seriously, if you are a homeschooling family in the Ohio area, you should totally consider Heartland's Outdoor Ed as part of your schooling! 

By the way, have I even told y'all that we brought our kids home this year for online schooling?

Well, now I've told you.

4. The Goodwins brought some Krispy Kreme donuts with them last night, but they were COLD. *the horror!*  So I did what any self-respecting lazy mom would do, I forked one with a roasting fork (just what DO you call those things?!) and warmed mine up over the fire.


Please excuse my bag lady appearance, but it was COOOOOOLD!

5. It was SO cold, in fact, that I tweeted Jenilee and Julieann this morning and told them that I refused to come out from under my electric blanket and it was nice knowing them. 

Then I leaned off the bed, swung open the door and yelled at them the very same thing I tweeted them.

I like to be thorough in my communciations with people.

6. Well, that's all I'm musing about at the moment. I'm sure I'll think of 3 other things as soon as I say goodbye to you.  But I need to go enjoy the great outdoors and watch my children like a responsible parent would.

In the great words of Tigger, TTFN!

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9.21.2012

A Survey About YOU and I'm a Lazy Mom

So, I don't know, I thought maybe it was time for us to take our relationship to the next level.

What can I say? I want to get to know you better.  Your likes.  Your dislikes.  So I went out on a vulnerable limb here and created a survey for you to take.

Now, now... don't worry! I made it lazy for you.  It is just 10 short questions, and will probably only waste 5 minutes of your life.  (Come on, you're going to waste more time than that picking at your toenails later.)

I really hope y'all will take it!  Mainly because it will help me get to know you better, but it will also help me make I'm a Lazy Mom better for you.

Oh, and also because I want you to get to the last two questions of the survey because they are funny.

And, as you all should know by now, I like funny.

So, um, take my survey so you can laugh at the end for me, mkay?



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9.20.2012

Football Season is Here, So We May Just Move To Buffalo Wild Wings {Giveaway}

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Buffalo Wild Wings. All opinions are 100% mine.

In case you live held up in a monastary somewhere and have no access to the outside world other than the times that you sneak into a secret computer room down the damp stone hall and hop on the internet long enough to read my blog when no one's looking; I felt it was my duty in life to inform you that football season is upon us. 

You're welcome.

I enjoy helping those of you who may find yourself in this situation.

And in case you were unaware of the reprecussions of that statement (that football season is upon us) I also feel it's my duty to inform you that this in turn creates many "football widows," as there are many women out there that don't enjoy watching football.

Now, normally I would not be labeled a football widow, seeing that Lazy Dad isn't a huge football watcher. However, this year he is participating in more than one Fantasy Football league and has been watching more games than usual.

So being the smart, savvy, gorgeous woman that I am, when church ended on Sunday and everyone was hungry and some game was on that Lazy Dad and our worship leader wanted to watch, but I wanted to go out to eat and not be a football widow at home, we high-tailed it to Buffalo Wild Wings. That way the kids and I could enjoy a meal out, and the fellas could enjoy the game.

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Have you ever been to B-Dubs? As it's affectionately nick-named.

(Which, incidently, is a shortened version of it's other nickname BW3's.)

(Which, incidently, is a shortened version of it's original name of Buffalo Wild Wings & Weck.)

(BAM! Betcha didn't know that!)

If you've never been to one, they have big TV screens everywhere with random sports games on them. Which the guys didn't take long to get totally absorbed into.


But then their attention snapped right back, when the wings arrived.  Especially seeing that Lazy Dad ordered 50 of them.

Don't worry! He didn't eat them all! They were for everyone to share.  My kids LOVE wings.

And this kid, in particular, loves HOT wings.

See? He was dipping the Blazin' Hot wings into more hot sauce! NO LIE!

I, however, do not like hot stuff and I prefer the boneless wings, so I instead opted for a flatbread. It was fabulous.

Mm, mm.

Now, with football season upon us, B-Dubs is having a very fun game you can play where you can win gift cards! SCORE! You simply must check it out: Protect the football. Get to B-Dubs.

AND, because Buffalo Wild Wings is the mecca of football watching this time of year, they would love to give one of my fabulous readers a chance to win a $25 gift card right here on this little ol' lazy blog!

To enter: simply leave a comment on this blog post stating how you would enjoy football season at B-dubs if you won. (You must leave your email address in the comment. Feel free to use the myname[at]mail[dot]com method)  That's it! 

And in case you are the type that likes to read the rules, here's B-Dubs official rules for this giveaway.

Over and out.

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9.19.2012

New! Rubbermaid® LunchBlox™ Sandwich Kit! {Giveaway}

Well hello everyone!  I've stopped musing.  Aren't you proud of me?

Today I wanted to tell you about Rubbermaid's® newest household item and give you a chance to win it!

(This is where you go wild)

(FYI)

Rubbermaid's® new LunchBlox™Sandwich Kit helps you pack a perfect lunch! Or dinner! Or snack! Or, uh, whatever it is you like to pack.


As you can see, the LunchBlox™ is made up of modular containers that snap together in multiple configurations to efficiently use the space in your lunch box or bag. Or in other words, it's awesome.


What's more, the containers are smartly designed to give you the perfect portion size.  In fact, something that I really liked about the LunchBlox™ is that each container has cup/ml measurements on the side!  Which, for those of you (you know, not me) that have a tendency to eat larger portions that you should (again, totally not me *ahem*), this is super handy.

So if, for instance, YOU (again, not talking about me here) were trying to watch what you eat, this is a great solution for you that would help make your lunch packing a no-brainer.  

(And if you couldn't tell, I should TOTALLY be talking about me, not you.  But whatever.)

Oh! And y'all!  Here's my favorite part of the LunchBlox™...


See that blue thingy in the picture?  It's a Blue Ice™ pack!!!

*gasp!*

And, just like the rest of the containers, it snaps together with everything else, so that it stays perfectly chilled and together in your lunch bag!

*swoon!*

But wait, y'all, it gets better!  You can also purchase individual containers so you can configure your LunchBlox™in a different way depending on what you're carrying that day!
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Salad Kit Container 

I'm totally loving all the options! Plus, it makes a lazy mom look so neat and organized! *smile*

You can purchase the new LunchBlox™ Kits on the Rubbermaid® website, or in the Lazy Mom Store on Amazon!

Giveaway: U.S. and Canadian residents can enter to win a Rubbermaid® LunchBlox™ Sandwich Kit by simply filling out the Rafflecopter form below.  You can do as little or as much as you like on the form, but each task you complete is an entry to win!

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Disclosure: Rubbermaid® sent me a LunchBlox™ Sandwich Kit in exchange for my honest opinion about their product. No other compensation was received.

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9.18.2012

It's Tuesday, but I'm Still Musing.

I just can't stop the musings!  (And okay, I forgot to mention these yesterday.)

So! Here's some more things I'm contemplating about....

1. How good Jenny and I look in these super cute Lorax mustaches Jenny did as a craft for our Picture in the Park on Friday.


2. The funny picture my sister put on my Facebook wall the other day.


3. And this one.


4. Oh, and this one.


I have the bestest sister.

5. Speaking of the bestest things in my life, I also have the bestest friends in the world.

Yesterday when I was waiting for people to show up at the Holland Branch library for my social media gig, I got this picture via text from my friend Tami.


That's our friend Carrie, posing by the sign promoting my class outside the library.  I had no idea that sign was out there even though I drove right past it and walked right past it.

I snorted in laughter when I got the text and then snorted in laughter even more when they both walked in wearing orange tops, because, uh, I was wearing an orange top, too. In fact, another person that walked in to the class said, "Did I miss the orange memo?"

THEN I snorted in laughter when the library manager said a "Larry, Moe and Curly" had signed up for the class.  Because I knew, even before I asked, that it was Tami and Carrie that had done that.

*snort*

6. In case you missed last night's class, you can attend it tonight at the Sanger Branch library at 7pm.

Just don't wear orange.

Or say your name is Larry, Moe and Curly.

7. Tomorrow I'm posting a new giveaway. It finally came in the mail from Rubbermaid®.  So be sure and check back tomorrow to see what new product it is their giving away!

8. I think I'm officially done musing for this week.  But who knows for sure.

9. Enjoy your day!

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9.17.2012

It's Monday. You Know What That Means...

I'm musing.

1. I just HAVE to show y'all the fun video we made for our Fall sermon series at our church.  It stars Lazy Dad and our Children's Director, Jenny.  I helped write it and I was the director and producer.

Basically I got to tell Lazy Dad what to do without any repercussions.

It rocked.



Isn't that too funny?! Our church sure thought so!

2. This weekend we got paid the highest compliment a pastor and his wife can be paid.  We said goodbye to one of our staff members as they headed off to a new position in ministry (all good stuff), but not before they told us we were the most fun pastor's they had ever had.

I high-fived Lazy Dad and said, "Yes! We've made an impact! Not a spiritual one... but a fun one! We rock!"

3.  Yesterday my daughter and I stopped off at a local grocery store.  This display outside made me realize Fall was really upon us!


Which means that any day now I'll be breaking out my beloved electric blanket.

4. On Saturday I posted a status update that read, "I teeter vicariously between being a recluse and posting my life online for all to see (awkwardly embarrassing vlogs and all). Just FYI."

On Twitter I got a message back from my friend who told me that I remind her of Candace on Phineas and Ferb, yeah, that friend, pointing out the fact that I meant to say PRECARIOUSLY, not vicariously.  

Show off.

5.  Saturday night, while Lazy Dad was acting like a crazy person at Toledo Rockets football game, Jenny, who stars in the video in musing number 1, came over.  She was determined to get me to like the TV show Dr. Who.  And although I enjoyed the two episodes she showed me, I'm afraid I'm not applying for my Whovian status just yet.

So then I made her sign up for a Twitter account (you can follow her here!) and watch an episode of DC Cupcakes. A show I recently discovered since we have a free trial of Netflix.  Who knew a show about cupcakes could be so entertaining?

Then we finished the night off with an old movie (we both like old movies) called "How To Steal a Million," starring Audrey Hepburn and Peter O'Toole.  She ended up leaving my house at 12:30am.

Then we both had the worst time trying to wake up for church the next morning.

Fun was had by all.

6. Speaking of church (again) if any of you heard news reports about an extremely wrinkled clothed pastor's wife in Toledo Ohio yesterday, don't worry. That was just me.

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9.13.2012

I'm doing it! I'm REALLY GONNA do it!

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Scotts Miracle-Gro. All opinions are 100% mine.

As you should know by now, I love tulips.  And as many of you know, I've been lementing for YEARS the lack of tulips I have in my yard each Spring.  Namely because I forget to plant them in the Fall (because, uh, who really remembers to plant stuff in the Fall to bloom in the Spring?!)

Well THIS year, I'm on top of things.  *pats self on back and smiles proudly*

This year I am finally planting some of my beloved tulips that will (with any amount of prayer and God's miraculous power) bloom in the Spring in my very own yard!  *squee!*

This means I will no longer have to look longingly out my window in the Spring at my neighbors tulips and begrudge the fact that I don't have any beautiful tulips in my own yard.  WOOT!

To help me get started I checked out Miracle Gro's Find beauty in the Fall area of their website.  Because let's face it, a lazy mom needs all the help she can get to grow living breathing things.  And yes, that includes children.  (Although you can't feed children Miracle Gro. Just FYI on that.)

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Miracle Gro has tips and products to help you get off to a great start with your Fall gardening project for your neck of the woods.  And it just so happens that in MY current neck of the woods (the Midwest), planting bulbs is listed as ideal in Mid-October. 

So, I'm making plans, people, I'm making plans!  On this side of my house...

... down in this weedy flower bed...

is right where you'll see this...

next Spring!

I'm going to make a trip to my local go-to gardening store and start eyeing up Fall bulbs.  Because, by golly, I'm doing it! I'm really gonna do it this year!!

Be sure and like the Miracle-Gro Facebook page to stay up-to-date with gardening ideas and products year round! And stay tuned to my tulip adventure!

To be continued...... (dun, dun, DUUUUN!)

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Should My Thighs Be Burning Already?

I know this may come as a shock to all of you, and in case any of you might think otherwise, I felt I should let you all know that... I am not a very active person.

(This is where you pretend to be shocked and deny what I said was true.)

Aw, you all are so sweet, but really, I'm not!

Over the weekend, when Lazy Dad suggested that we ride our bikes to a restaurant that's only about a mile from our house where we were meeting friends of ours that we hadn't hung out with in a while, I totally thought to myself, "No problem. I've got this."

Lazy Dad sauntered out to the garage and got our bikes out while I leisurely put my tennis shoes on. 

By the way, have you ever seen my bike seat?


What? I need things that ENCOURAGE me to ride my bike, not DIScourage me.

Anyway, about a half of a block into our bike ride, I start breathing heavy.

That's right people, I said a half a block and I'm starting to get winded.

Lazy Dad, who is NOT breathing heavy, looks at me and says, "Are you going to make it?"

"I... *light panting*... think... *more light panting*... so," I reply.

One block goes by.

I say to Lazy Dad, "Uh... *slightly heavier panting*... should my thighs... *more slightly heavier panting*... be burning already?" 

This is where Lazy Dad begins to laugh at me.  So I shoot him a look and say, "Why is this so much easier for you?"

He then launches into a whole shpeel about bicycle gears.  All I heard through my now full-out heavy panting was "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah," and the fact that he "blah-blah'ed" all without heavy panting, himself.

Two blocks go by.

At this point the only thing keeping me peddling was my growling stomach and the fact that yummy food awaited it at our destination.

Three blocks go by.

I'm ready to call for an ambulance.

At this point, we hit a gigantic parking lot that we have to cross, and I'm huffing and puffing and thanking Jesus that I'm going to get to see Him today if I don't make it across this parking lot alive.

Lazy Dad is, of course, happily pedaling along and hasn't even broken a sweat, much less, started breathing heavy.

I make a mental note to unfriend him on Facebook later.

But before I know it, we're there.  I made it!

I enjoy a delightful delicious dinner with good friends.  And then it dawns on me.... I've got to ride my bike back home.

"Jesus! Take me now!"

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9.11.2012

Pumpkin Cobbler {A Lazy Mom Recipe}

My dear lazy people.

Pumpkin season is fast approaching (in case you haven't noticed).  So I would be remiss, people, just remiss, if'n I didn't share this delightful pumpkin dessert recipe that landed in my inbox recently with all of you.

This recipe was sent in by Cheri, who had this to say about it....
Your apple crisp recipe reminded me of this.  I got it from a church lady and have made it a lot of times, so it must be easy (and good).
And I would have to agree with her, wouldn't you?  Church recipes just seem to be the best!

(Remember this Lazy Mom Dessert Recipe that I begged a lady from our church to give to me? Oo! Oo! And THIS Lazy Mom Dinner Recipe that literally took me YEARS to share with you from another lady from our church?)

I'm thinking church recipes are good because Jesus himself said that man can't live by bread alone, so he must bless church recipes and declare them anointed.

So here's the recipe!

Pumpkin Cobbler

30oz can Easy Pumpkin Pie Mix (with the spices and sugar already in it)
12oz can Evaporated Milk (or add a bunch of dry milk to a measuring cup and pour milk over it!)
4 eggs
1/2 bag yellow cake mix
1 stick butter

Mix the first three ingredients together and pour into a 13x9 cake pan.  With the next two ingredients you can either melt the butter and sprinkle dry mix over pumpkin first and then pour melted butter over it all. Or, Cheri likes to cut in cold butter, like you do for biscuits, in a bowl then sprinkle the crumbs over the pumpkin mixture. It takes a minute or so and you have to wash your hands, but the crumble topping always works out perfectly, she says.

Bake 1 hour at 350ĀŗF.

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YUMMMMM!

If you make this, be sure and leave me a comment to tell me with you think!

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9.10.2012

Monday Musings {On a Monday No Less!}

Wow! Look who's on top of things! I'm doing some Monday musings on an actual MONDAY! This obviously begs the question... who's awesome?!

*This girl!*

So.  Here's what I'm musing about this Monday.

1.  Did you happen to notice that I didn't post a giveaway on Friday for my full-on giveaway week?  That's because I didn't get that giveaway item in time.  *blush*

And I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

2.  On Sunday morning I got an email from Lazy Dad, who was already at church getting ready to get his preach on.  The kids and I, well, let's just say we roll into church a bit later than he does. 

Anyway, his email read (in it's entirety), "I believe I left my phone on the table at home. Just in case you would want to call and tell me how handsome I am...."

So I found his phone, tucked it in my purse to take to church with us, and proceeded about my morning.  But I stopped cold in my tracks when I realized this was the perfect opportunity to have some fun with ol' Lazy Dad.

(My darling dears, if you learn nothing else from me– well, assuming you actually do learn something from me– please learn this... you absolutely must sieze these types of golden opportunities to mess with your husband that are just handed to you on a silver platter.)

So I pulled my phone out and texted him, "You're so handsome."

Then I texted him, "Uh, HELLO? I said you were handsome!"

Then I texted him, "*humph* Alright then, I take it back!"

All for him to find later when I gave him his phone.

3. Recently I went out to lunch with some girl friends of mine.  One of my friends (okay, okay, it was Carrie) had ordered a soda with her meal, while I had ordered water.  (You know, cause she's married to a doctor and I'm married to a pastor. *ahem*)

Carrie decided she was done with her soda, and seeing that we were getting ready to leave, I asked our waitress if she would mind letting me get her drink in a to-go cup.  And because she was a totally awesome waitress, and clearly saw that I was a poor pastor's wife that couldn't afford to order a soda with her meal, and my friend was clearly a doctor's wife who could, she said, "sure thing!"

A little while later, she plops down a kiddie to-go cup of soda in front of me with a sticker on it that read, "Oh hey drink stealer! You're looking good today!"


This totally made us bust out laughing for two reasons.  A) because it was in a kiddie cup and B) because she had put a cute sticker on one of our leftovers earlier and when we told her how cute that was, she asked if the rest of us wanted a sticker, to which I said, "Yes! I want a sticker that says I'm the most gorgeous woman you've ever waited on!"

So I got my sticker.  And my kiddie to-go cup.

4.  Two Saturday's ago, we took our kids to see the Phineas and Ferb LIVE! show.

I may or may not have bounced up and down in my seat and clapped my hands excitedly when I saw Dr. Doofenshmirtz appear on stage.


I may or may not have also received a text from a friend who was also there in another section that said, "You totally remind me of Candace."

And in case you aren't familiar with Candace on Phineas and Ferb, she's the bratty older sister who's always trying to bust her brothers and is a stereotypical teenage girl who's mother thinks she is going insane due to her repeatedly failed attempts to bust them.

Remind me to unfriend that friend on Facebook.

5. Hmmm... I guess that's all I'm musing about today.   What are you musing about?


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9.07.2012

Happy Lazy Mom's Day! {Celebrate with a Commemorative Poster!}

Oh, what a fabulous day today is! It's National Lazy Mom's Day!!!

No, really.  It is.  I'm not making this up.

Two years ago I became privy to the fact that there is a little known national holiday called Lazy Mom's Day.  I didn't invent it.  I didn't petition congress for it.  I didn't ask to be celebrated and honored in this way. I just celebrate it. And I think you should too.

To help you do so, I have taken the liberty to make some commemorative posters that you can use to...
  • email to friends to wish them a Happy Lazy Mom's Day!
  • download to your computer and set as your screen saver for the day.
  • post on facebook to tell the world about this little known national holiday.
  • pin on pinterest to show all those crafty, organized, super moms that we hang out there too.
  • tweet on twitter declaring you can official be lazy today!
So on and so forth.  The sky's the limit here, people!

You do with these super-quality, high-resolution, uniquely-captioned posters, what you will. I made these for you, the lazy mom's of the world!









I told you they were awesome.  And, like, SUPER high quality.  I worked long and hard on these commemorative posters.  I mean, it's not every day you have a random made-up national holiday that, like, TOTALLY supports your blog topic, now is it?!

So go forth! Celebrate! It's our holiday!

(Just remember, I wrote this blog post all in good fun, because being a lazy mom, isn't really about being lazy!)

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9.06.2012

NEW! Energizer® Flameless Wax Candles! {Giveaway}

Giveaway week is well under way! We already have our first winner for the Thirty-One giveaway I posted on Tuesday!

Woohoo!

For today's giveaway, I thought I'd help you with some mood lighting.


Oooo! Ahhhh!

But wait!

Those aren't your typical wax candles.  They are still wax candles, but they are FLAMELESS.

SURPRISE!

These aren't your grandma's candles, honey, these are new Energizer® Flameless Wax Candles! But they still look, smell and feel the same as a wax candle, because they actually ARE a wax candle!


The only difference?

Instead of a flame, there's a little light bulb inside the candles, that flickers just like a real flame would.


The ambiance is the same, but you don't have an open flame to deal with.  Perfect for households with kids, animals, or forgetful-candle-blower-outers!  No flame, no hot wax, no danger!

And check it out y'all.... Energizer® Flameless Wax Candles are available in pillars, votives, tea lights AND glass jars! *gasp!*


I've seen the glass jar ones up close and personal when I was at BlogHer, and they totally fool you!  It looks like a real lit candle, people!

On the bottom of these flameless candles is the secret portal.

The secret portal of POWWA!


This is where you load your candles Energizer® batteries and... set the timer!  (I told you this was the portal of powwa!)

The timer can be set for 4, 6 or 8 hours and automatically turns off your candle at that time! Buh-buh-buh-BUT! That's not all folks, it also can be set to turn ON automatically each day! *swoon*

Energizer® Flameless Wax Candles can be found on the Energizer website.


Or you can purchase them on Amazon!  (Be sure and check out the fun holiday candles on both websites! I love the glitter ones!)


And now for the giveaway!

U.S. residents can enter to win a 3x4 taupe pillar with the honey vanilla scent, along with a 4-pack of Energizer MAX AA batteries containing Power Seal technology – they last 10 years on shelf so you have the confidence in knowing you will always have power when you need it most!

To enter, simply fill out the Rafflecopter form below. Each task you do is an entry to win!

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Thank you to Energizer for providing me with a complimentary candle at Blogher. No other compensation was received and all opinions expressed are my own.

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9.05.2012

Lilla Rose {Giveaway!}

It's giveaway week here on I'm a Lazy Mom!  Woot!

(If you missed yesterday's giveaway, be sure and enter! It's a short entry period!)

Today I'm super excited to tell you about Lilla Rose!


Have you heard of Lilla Rose, yet?

The Lilla Rose product line centers around unique, functional, and well made hair jewelry. From our flagship Flexi Hair Clip, we have expanded to Hair Sticks, Orings, Hairbands, and Bobby Pins. From there we rounded the line out with complimentarily designed You-Pins, and Badge Holders.


Isn't this stuff fun?!

I got two items from Gail, the consultant that contacted me about this giveaway.

This beautiful hair clip.

This clip is called a Flexi Clip, and is Lilla Rose's signature piece of hair jewelry. It is a patented, one-piece hair clip that works in all types of hair, from baby fine to extra-long and thick. It comes in 7 sizes, and enables you to do a variety of charming hairstyles!



I also got this fabulous hair band.


I wore this gorgeous head band just yesterday, I love it.  It has an adjustable stretchy band on it so it works for everyone!  I tried to get a picture of me wearing it, but it's hard to take a picture of your hair!

Here's some other items from Lilla Rose that caught my eye as well.



Such fun, pretty stuff!

And you can enter to win a certificate for a Flexi Clip valued up to $16! (If you have won a Lilla Rose giveaway in the past 6 months please do not enter!) 

U.S., Canadian, and Mexico residents can enter by simply filling out the Rafflecopter form below. Each task that you do is an entry to win!
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Thank you to Lilla Rose Consultant, Gail Harris, for sponsoring this giveaway. I received the two items mentioned above in exchange for sharing my honest opinion of Lilla Rose's products. Visit Gail's Lilla Rose Website!
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