I’ve got a hot off the presses confession for you lazy moms to enjoy!
You know you love them.
Well, I know I love them. So I’m assuming you do.
I love them because it reminds me that we are all just the same…
Moms just trying to make it through this thing called motherhood.
Just trying to survive.
Just trying to keep our sanity intact.
Just trying to find the nearest chocolate bar.
And get ready, this confession is a THREE part confession. So it’s good. Good for your lazy mom soul. And your am-I-the-only-mom-that-does-this-type-of-stuff soul too.
Did you know you had two mom souls?
Well, ya do now.
These confessions are from lazy mom Lindsay. Get ready to laugh. Here we go….
I am a lazy mom. Not always – Just most of the time. You don’t believe me? Alright…I’ll prove it.
1. There is 10 inch by 2 inch streak of color made by a red crayon in the middle of the playroom floor (that is technically supposed to be offwhite carpet…I think). This streak has been there since last Monday when Dumpling thought it would be a good idea to give the room a splash of color and proceeded to color on the carpet. I’ve been too lazy to clean it up knowing that the minute I do, she will color it again. Instead, I took away all the crayons and they can only be used under my direct supervision. I would have taken a picture of it for you…but I’m lazy.
2. My family ate pizza for at least three meals this weekend. I say “at least” because I ate it some meals when everyone else didn’t. I had pizza Friday night (it was girls’ night with my friends – the hubby fed the children real food…you know, pizza rolls). We ate pizza at the zoo on Saturday, went to Pizza Hut for dinner on Saturday night and then had left over pizza for lunch Sunday. I wonder why my cholesterol is so high? I should probably work on that.
3. I talked Dumpling into watching Sleeping Beauty specifically so that I could lay down with her and take a nap. My plan was foiled, of course, when I took her to the futon in the playroom for this. Why in the world did I think she would lay down for three minutes while surrounded by a room full of toys? I mean honestly.
So, that’s it for my laziness…for now. I don’t want to embarrass myself. ~ Lindsay
Are YOU brave enough to confess your lazy mom moments? Send them in!
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