This here is the current state of my kitchen trash.
No wait. You might think too highly of me, so let me restate that…
This here has been the current state of my kitchen trash all week.
There. That should bring me down a few notches on that high pedestal you’ve all placed me on.
Yup. I walk past that trash can how many times a day and just didn’t want to deal with it.
Anyone else out there with me?
Or am I all alone in my utter laziness?