I’m being held hostage on a big yellow school bus with lots and lots of 2nd graders today!
I guess that’s what I get for being a “stay-at-home-mom.” Field trip duty.
Or wait… I guess since all my kids are in school I’m no longer considered a stay-at-home-mom. I think I have probably crossed over to “homemaker” status.
Hahaha hohoho hehehehe. HA!
Okay, that cracked me up.
In other news, Lazy Dad went fishing Sunday evening and caught a Walleye.
Isn’t he all cute and stuff all decked out in his fisherman outfit?
By the way, men hate it when you call their get-ups “outfits.”
But what’s really cute is that he wanted me to post the recipe he uses to fry his fish as a “Lazy Dad Recipe” on here.
I told him it was MUCH too sophisticated for my totally sophisticated blog about totally sophisticated things. But he wasn’t buying it.
So here it is.
And I’d hate for you to be confused.
Lazy Dad’s Fried Fish
Fresh fish (preferably Walleye)
Roll the walleye in the batter and fry in a pot of oil.
In more other news, we’ve been C-r-A-z-Y busy ’round these parts. Mainly due to Easter coming up in less than 2 weeks.
And also mainly due to The Lazy Dad always interpreting an approaching Easter as a time to do MAJOR projects around the church.
And also mainly due to Lazy Dad volunteering me to help with said major projects.
And also mainly due to me being a “homemaker” with no outside job to get me out of said major projects.
Anybody want to hire me?
I’m a killer homemaker.
In final other news, I don’t like to be busy. As stated in my tweet @imalazymom last night:
I mean, I’ve got priorities people and I don’t like it when my priorities are all out of whack.
Speaking of priorities and Twitter, if you’re priorities haven’t been to be on Twitter to see my tweets lately then here’s my best tweet from this past week for you.
I like to keep you abreast of my best tweets. In case you miss them. Not because I need to be in the spotlight, or need to be affirmed, or need to be in charge of what is labeled as my “best tweet of the week.”
I don’t need those things at all.
Not at all.
By the way, have I told ya’ll I’m a killer homemaker?
Note: I did NOT say I kill homemakers.
I also did NOT say I make killer homes.
I also, also did NOT say I make homes killer.
However, I could have said, I know how to kill a home. That I do quite well.