Oh my dear lazy people.
I was too busy last week to spend any quality time with you. For those of you who need quality time, I sincerely apologize and hope this hasn’t paralyzed our meaningful relationship.
For those of you who don’t need quality time… sup. I’m back.
I could go in to lengthy detail of how I spent last week, or I could simply show you some pictures that will give you the gist, and you can just fill in the blanks however you’d like to. Which could totally be more funny… and seeing that I tend toward being lazy and like things that are more funny, that’s what you’re getting.
The fam and I went to Kalahari for our state Minister’s Retreat.
I did a lot of this:
When I wasn’t held hostage by my children in the water park, that is.
I had a birthday last week! My friend Heather’s husband made me a cake:
Wait. Is that weird that someone else’s husband made me a cake?
Don’t answer that.
We had our annual Volunteer Appreciation Banquet on Friday night. It was candy themed. How cute are these centerpieces?!
And since it was candy themed, we therefore HAD to have a “candy bar.”
At this appreciation banquet our church staff does the entertainment. We decided to do a late night show and it was HILRARIOUS.
I did a stand-up routine that had people tell me they almost wet themselves over. (I’m taking that as a slightly awkward sign that it was funny.)
|Lazy Dad took this picture. Need I remind you of his picture taking abilities?|
Lazy Dad, who played “Jock Warren” was interviewed by our host “Jonan O’Brien…”
…on his new book:
And just when I thought I couldn’t laugh any harder, our Children’s Director (who you should all know how much I adore by now) totally KILLED IT with reading funny church announcements with her version of the “Crazy Church Lady.”
I died it was so funny.
In the midst of all of that, add in a bunch of other normal day-to-day details, and you’re pretty much up to speed, mkay?
Over and Out,
The Lazy Mom
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