Wow. Y’all must really like the Lazy Cake Cookies recipe on this here blog. I’ve had over 55,000 page views on that recipe alone this month! Thanks for sharing!
Oh! And be sure and check out my Lazy Sticky Buns while you’re at it!
Uh, I should clarify….not MY lazy sticky buns, the recipe lazy sticky buns.
Are we clear?
Speaking of sticky buns (just brace yourself for this transition), yesterday I mentioned on Facebook that I’ve had a pair of underwear that for several months now has been hurting me when I wear them. Namely, they hurt under my right “cheek.” (Are you blushing yet?)
I thought maybe the elastic in the leg of the underwear was stretched taught or pulled, but never remembered to inspect them to find out.
Yesterday I had this pair of underwear on at church (didn’t you want to know that about me?) and noticed it again. I started thinking (in the middle of Lazy Dad’s sermon, no less) that I was just gonna have to ditch this pair of underwear when I got home. Come to find out, upon inspection in the bathroom stall, the culprit of my underwear torture was a burr this whole time!
I can only come to the conclusion that in order for me to put up with a burr in this certain pair of underwear for several months on end (not that I wore them everyday, mind you) is because I must, just MUST, have buns of steel.
So please now assume that any gorgeous girl you see walking around with buns of steel is me. Mkay?
(Did I really just write all of that?)
(Any minute now the Assemblies of God is going to call and revoke my pastor’s wife membership in their fellowship.)
(Oh wait. There is no such thing as pastor’s wife membership.)
Speaking of discovering my underwear issue at church yesterday, Lazy Dad told the story of Job during his sermon in a way I’m sure you’ve never quite seen in “big church.”
Using a gigantic “Bible” that he used to use when he was a kids pastor, he pulled out different toys from this “Bible” as he told the story.
For instance, Ken and Barbie played the role of Job and Mrs. Job.
What? Even “big kids” in “big church” like a good story with Ken and Barbie in it every once in a while.
Oo! Speaking of Lazy Dad, look who started to get his funk on over there on the dance floor at a wedding reception this weekend.
Can’t wait to see what the wedding photographer got of him. Although I doubt it can top this awesome picture of funkiness that is my all-time favorite picture of Lazy Dad ever.
Speaking of pictures, we stopped by one of our area metroparks yesterday and took in some beautiful photographs of nature on display there.
Outside they have this ginormous picture on the side of the building, so I made my kids pose in front of it so I could say in my best German accent, “From way up here you all look like little bitty ants!”
They clearly thought that was funny.
Anyway, to wrap up this random blog post I thought I’d share with you something that I spied on the Olive Garden website. A “Taste of Tuscany” Sweepstakes where you could win an eight day guided tour of Italy for two! Uh, be sure and go enter that! Who couldn’t use a trip to Italy, right?!
Disclosure: Olive Garden is one of our June road trip sponsors, but they did not ask me to post about this contest, it was something I wanted to share on my own.
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