I have to tell y’all something funny. Something that literally kept me up giggling last night. So much so, that I got back out of bed to come write this post for your giggling pleasure as well.
What made me giggle late into the night?
The woman who carried me in her womb for nine months and then labored and birthed me.
The woman who changed my diapers, fed me in the night, wiped my snotty nose.
The woman who threw me birthday parties, cleaned up my messes, entertained my friends.
The woman who drove me countless miles, took me to countless appointments, spent countless amounts of money on me.
The woman who wiped my tears, prayed for me, stayed up late at night worrying about me.
The woman who co-signed car loans, sent me to college, flew to be with me each time I had a baby.
Only gave me four stars on my Lazy Mom Radio Show iTunes page. Not five stars like she could have.
And then. And THEN! She says this about my show…
Seriously y’all, I promise this is my very own mother, who says I “have great potential.”
Please note that the other two people that left ratings on my iTunes page left FIVE STAR RATINGS. And didn’t say ANYTHING about me having “potential!”
Oh me. This seriously cracks me up.
And makes me giggle.
And wonder if I need therapy.
Seriously, I only find this funny. And I love to find things that are funny. So see? She did me a favor and handed me funny on a plate.
That and made me wonder if she really IS my mother.
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