I’ve instituted a new tax ’round these parts.
(I know, I know… I’m SO like our government.)
And just like our government, this tax does not benefit those being taxed, but instead benefits the one taxing these taxed constituents.
(Did you catch all that?)
Yes, I call it, “Mom Tax.”
Which, gives me, Mom, the ability at any moment to impose said Mom Tax on any child of mine at any time without notice or opposition.
(Again, MUCH like our government.)
What exactly do I tax?
Ohhhhh, you know…. items of this nature:
Or this nature:
Basically anything of my children’s that I think I might want one little bite of myself.
If I see an item that tickles my fancy, I simply announce, “MOM TAX!” and take my little bite. If it doesn’t tickle my fancy, the item goes tax free.
It’s pitiful really. This Mom Tax. But the constituents are happy to comply! After all, the enforcer of Mom Tax, PAYS for all these taxable items and they think it’s kind of funny.
Helping Moms Steal Bites Of Their Children’s Food Everywhere!
The Lazy Mom
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