I don’t know if you remember my ‘$5 animal print swimsuit from Walmart’ story. If you don’t, go refresh your memory.
Go ahead, I’ll wait.
*insert elevator music here*
We up to speed?
My animal print swimsuit has always baffled me. Because I have never been able to figure out WHICH animal print it actually is. Although I never really tried very hard. I mean, I could have researched it online and probably found out in about 5 seconds flat what it is, but there’s just one intsy wintsy problem… I’m lazy.
So yeah, never knew what animal print I was sporting.
Until our trip to Florida.
My sister, upon seeing me in my swimsuit, says, “Look at you in your giraffe print swimsuit!”
*look of terror passes my face*
That’s right people. Apparently I’m sporting a GIRAFFE print swimsuit.
No cute little leopard, no stylish little zebra…. I’m wearing a BIG HONKING GIRAFFE print on my swimsuit.
Maybe my friend was right after all. What swimsuit that was passed over not one, but two seasons and was on clearance for five bucks at Walmart and is GIRAFFE print can be cute?
But I still kinda think it is…