So by now you all have read and implemented my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious sock bag tip, right?
Uh, I SAID, right?!
*more crickets chirping*
Well, don’t come crying to me when you can’t keep up with your sock laundering!! Because I not only preach about using the sock bag tip, I USE the sock bag tip.
Or in other words, I practice what I preach.
Or in other words, I’m true to my word.
Or in other words, I’m supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
And using the sock bag tip has changed my laundering life forever and ever. Forever and ever, forever and ever. Forever and ever. Aaaaaa-men.
(Sorry, Randy Travis moment. Don’t mind me.)
Anyway, I gave you all a sock bag tip update not too terribly long ago. But today I wanted to let you know another super awesome bonus to using sock bags.
The sock bag tattles on people.
It does! I just pull it real close to me, give it some dryer lint to eat, talk real smooth like to it and it totally spills the beans.
Or, if I’m short on time, I can just look at the sock bag and it spills the beans. That’s how good I am. Just one look. One look and it’s tattling.
Case in point. Check out Exhibit A below…
One look at these sock bags tells me they are nice and full. People have been going through socks and underwear and what-not the whole week long.
Now check out Exhibit B…
One look at THIS bag tells me the person who owns it has NOT been going through socks and underwear and what-not all week long.
One look at this sock bag and it’s putty in my hands. Totally tattling. Totally whispering to me, “Someone’s wearing dirty socks and underwear all week long.”
And the real beauty of the sock bag tattling like this? I know that this has happened not just one week, but TWO weeks in a row now.
Well, except this week there was underwear in the bag with the two socks.
So we’ve improved.
So clearly another bonus to using my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious sock bag tip is to expose the “dirty” ones among you!
If you haven’t implemented this tip yet, then how will you ever know?!?!
That’s all I’m saying.
That and I am NOT the dirty one.
Oh, and I’m supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.